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Top 10 Wine Producing Countries

This is all in Hecto Litres produced in 2019.


10- Germany 9,000

Although Hitler didn’t drink. If it has his face of approval on it you know it must be a good quality product.

9- China 9,100

He is drowning his sorrows after getting only 99.999999% on his Astro Psychic test. If you thought this zipper head was a bad driver before. Just wait till he has a couple sips of that there bad boy.

8- South Africa 9,700

White South African Wine Farmers face violent threats from wild niggers who claim they want the land. Then do nothing with it but wreck it to shit. Its like American cities or the niggers there miss living in poor filth.

7- Chile 11,900


6- Australia 12,500

In Australia the stinky Abo’s can not afford to purchase wine. But they can steal it.

5- Argentina 13,000

This lady left a big shit log in the toilet of a fancy restaurant. She is laughing and enjoying her wine in Buenos Aires as the staff is freaking out at the loaf of bread sized piece of crap in their shiny white ivory toilet bowl.

4- United States Of America 23,600

When the Natives came over from the bingo hall and stole white peoples land and brought them inventions and a real society. Many whites turned to wine as the natives invented it the same day they invented space travel.He will just go back to the white person reservation and be mad at natives for all their inventions they brought to his land.

3- Spain 34,300

The Spanish much like their neighbors to the north fell in love with gay things. They love soccer like the french, gay male shower sex like the French, and drinking wine like the French. That is a triple crown of fucking faggot gayness.

2- France 41,900

The Jews in France use to use anti freeze in the wine all the time. It was easier as they were too lazy and cheap to make real wine. It is just one of the reasons the Jews had been kicked out of France on several occasions. Google it.

1- Italy 46,600

You knew this would be number 1. It would be like having a list of countries that make the best Spaghetti.

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