Last week the people of survivor got to see their families. But during a stupid immunity challenge the Nigger Jeremy got the Personal Race Card Jesse Jackson Nigger Immunity Watermelon. This Gave Jeremy the power to not get voted out or vote. So basically how society views the use of the word Nigger. Jeremy left because he is special needs(nigger). So he is safe just like from work in the real world. Then Kim played her personal immunity idol for that old Tampon looking bitch Denise.
I can’t remember exactly what happened next as I was really high. But I think some people voted for Sophie and Denise (nulled). But the rest of the people were so sick of Tyson stinking like a nigger and not cutting his hair they felt they had no choice. Since they couldn’t vote the nigger out as it would be racist and he had the magic watermelon. And that old Tampon couldn’t go home. So it was bye bye Greasy hippie go back to that faggot island and butt fuck Boston Rob and that Jew Ethan.
“I hope it’s something good like a box of dildos and some vaseline.” –Rob (to Ethan as a boat arrives on Edge)
“It better be those sticks are cutting up my jewish rectum hole.” –Ethan
Colt Fucking Johnson is a God. He is every womans wet dream. Think about how much guys hate them as we all know our women think of COLT while we fuck our wives. Colt Johnson was a 33-year-old nerd that whacked off in the basement of his mothers home in Las Vegas, NV and Larissa Christina Dos Santos Lima was a 31-year-old from Brazil when she arrived in America on a K-1 visa.
They couple met online when Colt realized he wasn’t having much luck with American women because most American women don’t want a 30 year old chronic masterbator and Colt got a mirror and seen the problem there too. So the less English the fucking better. According to Colt, U.S. women didn’t seem to like that he lived with his mother, Debbie Johnson due to the stink in the house of her constant yeast infections. After communicating online, Colt and Larissa decided to met in person in Cancun, Mexico so the whole world could see how pathetic of a loser Colt is.
It only took five days for Colt to realize he will probably never get to talk to another real life woman again, so he proposed marriage to her, and 90 Day Fiance’s sixth season showed Larissa moving to America and getting settled into the home Colt shares with Debbie, Debbie’s Yeast Infection Creams and Products, and their cats in Vegas.
However, Colt and Larissa’s relationship remained extremely violent in the months following their wedding. Larissa had to get a job as a hooker in America so Colt could by Yeast Infection cream for his mom. One day Colt Assumed Larissa skimmed some of the profits so he beat her ass to a fucking pulp. He then threw her down the stairs because the laundry machine was down there and he wanted his clothes cleaned.
In November, Larissa was arrested for selling meth to an undercover. She got into a huge fight with the pigs. She pissed and shit herself and then Colt laughed.. According to Larissa, the incident occurred because Colt didn’t want her to shoot the meth without sharing some of it with his mom. Colt denied this rumor.
While the Clark County District Attorney eventually declined to pursue charges against Larissa, the whole courthouse staff lawers, judge, baliff, janitor, security guard ect….. All gang train fucked her in the bathroom while talking about how slutty Brazilian women are. It is unknown the location of Larissa last I heard Colt was trying to get a new bride that can’t speak English and that he can beat the shit out. Only Time Will Tell. Be like Colt He is A Legend!
When you’re a stinky fucking nigger on Bachelor in Paradise, you have to go in having some Jewish guy helping you get your black ass on TV. But Eric is not exactly there yet. As nice as the nigger appears, he seems extremely eager to rape a white bitch. And he has to remember he is not wearing a mask and has no butcher knife. In a huge twist, Eric’s parole officer decided to put Eric back in jail. So, why did Eric leave Bachelor in Paradise? Well, in short, No Fucking KFC.In the time he’s been on the show, Eric has explored his romantic options with Chris Harrison and Box Shitter Blake. While he seemed totally committed to Blake, he ditched him pretty fast to try things out with Chris Harrison. Before his nigger ass returned to the clink!
Then, Eric decided to let the group know about his gangster ways of growing up in West Philly but he had no way to go to Uncle Phil’s Because his faggot cousin Will ripped him off and went instead.”I appreciate you guys putting up with my foul nigger stench” he told the group as one of his homies was digging in their wallets and purses. After having a brief talk with everyone, Eric broke down in tears, telling them that things had been “racist” since Trump became president. Meanwhile, Chris Harrison was sizing up chains to get his black ass ready for a cotton field.
In case you didn’t figure it out from thepreviews of tonight’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Leo the grease ball faggot leaves the show with a bang. Last week, Leo showed up in paradise and began to woo a couple of the women, but he focused primarily on Joe the grocery faggots love interest, Kendall Long. Leo and his girly hair went on a romantic photo shoot date with Long and Joe the Grocer was surprised that the two actually had a good date together. Joe was ready to crack Leo’s fucking head open with one of the rocks he seen lying around on the island
What Long didn’t know was that Leo ended up sucking off Chris Harrison before and after his date with Long. Meanwhile, Long started to consider a future with the long-haired grease ball. Leo Denied that he was gay but Long understood that it is Chris Harrison and she didn’t blame him for that part.On tonight’s episode, previews show Leo mouthing off racial hatred towards blacks and jews in front of his cast-mates and breaking out into a fight, throwing his low-alcohol wine cooler drink. Amabile jumps in to confront Leo, so he backhanded the bitch and everyone cheered. Leo ran off and said if he doesn’t make the majors it is Chris Harrison’s fault. He ran away chasing homosexuals (Like John Paul Jones) and Niggers (Like Diggy, Mike, and Kenny Nigger Pickles) with a fucking baseball bat.
A former meth addict and gay male adult film star, Jordan turned his misfortunes into a professional fake reality tv show career. When he’s not posing for gay ass fucking magazine shoots giving his best “I Love Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack” look, Jordan enjoys masterbating and window peeping. With a personal shitty personality, Jordan’s excited to have people he doesn’t know think he actually likes women. “I am so lucky I hooked up with Chris Harrison at a Bathouse one night, SO FUCKING LUCKY FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY” gleams Jordan as he gives the thumbs up as he is about to give Chris Harrison a blow job under his desk.
Jordan got kicked off of Bachelor in Paradise when he found out another male contestant fucked Chris Harrison. Yes Jordan is that stupid that he thought he was the only one. After that escaped he reconciled with Chris Harrison and Chris gave him a job with his company Chip and Dales Faggot Dancers.
And then there’s Jordan. The 27-year-old is a model from Crystal River, Fla., and became a fan favourite on “The Bachelorette” and “Bachelor in Paradise” because of his wit.
What was it like when you found out that Chris Harrison pounded John Paul Jones in the ass on his private jet?
“I was sick to my stomach for the first day,” Jordan said. “I hadn’t revisited it. It all happened so fast. I had it and it got taken away so quickly … so yeah, it was tough.”
Jordan and that nigger Mike after Bachelor In Paradise was done went over to this old Jew bags house and tag teamed the bitch.
John Paul Jones is a dishwasher at a gay nigger hip hop shower and bath bar in Baltimore and is from Maryland who is here looking for a place to crash as he got evicted because he spent his rent money on scratch tickets and hookers. When John Paul Jones isn’t masterbating to Clifford The Big Red Dog Books , he enjoys chilling at Soup Kitchens and contemplating the easiest way to score crack. Could Hannah be John Paul Jones’ future bride? Of course not she wants a man that at least owns a bed and doesn’t sleep sometimes behind the Lucky Dollar.
When referring to John Paul Jones, always use his full name: John Paul Jones. Unless he is around Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack because John Paul Jones is a bitter.
John Paul Jones’s favorite drink is champagne. And he was the one who told Hanna Ann on the Bachelor to fuck with the bitch Kelsey for Champagnegate.
John Paul Jones rarely uses words that are considered nice. He calls the women whores and talks about how bad their fucking muffs stink like sewage. He calls all the niggers niggers and the shows Jew producers make him suck Chris Harrison off alot for those mistakes. So he makes them alot.
During a time when filming of the bachelor is not going on and with the whole world in quarantine due to the Jewish made Coronavirus. Chris Harrison has a lot of time on his hands. Instead of staying at home and doing the one thing he should he goes out and does the lowest of the low. This is even worse than the time he blindfolded Peter Weber and rammed a rake up his asshole in the barn.
Christopher instead of avoiding seeing the elderly he poses as a caretaker. Sometimes in drag dressed as a woman. He goes down into the cafeteria and masterbates and poops his liquid shit in their food. This is unhealthy and just as sick as shoving playdough up his asshole. Which Chris is famous for doing.
To say the first two weeks of Big Brother Canada Season 8 have been really fucking stupid is so true. It started with an unprecedented self-eviction suicide of Nico, then live eviction audiences were banned due to the Jewish invented coronavirus outbreak, and now producers have removed one house guest for typical nigger behavior and another to appear to not be racist. Host Nappy Headed Ho — presenting from her government funded home amidst the Jews disease to get their bank — announces at the top of the show that tonight’s episode will be a little different. Fried chicken lover Jamar Lee and skid row target KKKyle Rozendal have been ejected from the house for separate incidents. Therefore, the live eviction between the native hooker who claims to be Asian and one of the few doable chicks on the show is cancelled, and the game will effectively reset.
This chaos encapsulates the world right now, and in this episode, the real world comes crashing into the reality-TV world. It’s a reminder that despite the frivolity of this faggot game with its showmances, goofy competitions, and stupid costumes, these are faggots who are pussies and living in an isolated environment cut off from the outside world. Until tonight, the 14 remaining allstars were perhaps the only Canadians unaware of the events going on in their country and across the globe.
Later on in the game Carol makes a remark about police coming after Jamar. The inappropriate comment catches Jamar off-guard, but he laughs it off in the moment. Blackie McBlack, however, thinks Jamar should have said something. This is when the Jews believe they can capitalize on racism to some how make niggers think they are real people. But the plan won’t work as although Carol is white she is a flaming fat fucking dyke. So that fucks up the plan of pinpointing the Jews enemy any white straight male.
So the producers make Carol later take Jamar aside on camera and apologizes for her comments, to ease the burden on the faggot community to unite with the nigger community. Carol was explaining that she never meant what she said maliciously. It’s an enlightening conversation as Jamar opens up about being stereotyped in his everyday life because of he is a nigger and how he looks like a fucking ape. Carol listens, Jamar accepts her watermelon, and the pair hug it out and put any bad blood behind them. And Jamar like all niggers still thinks of fucking the fat dyke.
The Native Min Ly who claims to be Asian although she looks like she is fresh off the fucking reservation called a house meeting and bitched about staying.
The exact details of what happened next are unclear, as the footage isn’t shown in the episode. However, The Nappy Headed Ho Host explains that Jamar’s nigger conduct following Minh-Ly’s tense house meeting “breached the house rules and probably his probabtion.” While KKKyle’s removal happened later and was made to cover the shows ass to not look racist. They will blame him for racism in some way or form when they feel like it.
In a joint statement, Jews and brainwashed employees of the show said, “In on case we removed the nigger as it was violent and had HIV and Ebola. We just scape goated Kyle to make the show real like in real society how white people suffer for no reason for the stupid acts of niggers.
“The decision made by production took in to account things that were and were not shown on the live feeds. We are committed to presenting an experience that reflects the values of Jewish Interests. So viewers will not see the real actions of the violent nigger savage and how the program framed the white guy to stop niggers from bitching.”
On a serious note that nigger and grease ball were 2 of the most entertaining on the show.
The Bachelor” is keeping viewers wondering what the fuck is going on right up until the very last moment, again. Monday’s episode, the first of a two-part finale, delivered laughs and ended with Peter Weber torn between Hannah Ann Sluts and Madison“I can’t believe people are stupid enough to believe I am a virgin” Prewett. Calling it the “hardest boner of his life,” Weber said he was in love with Chris Harrison.
The episode was set in Australia, where Weber’s faggot family went to laugh and masterbate to the two finalists and help him with his “final rose” bullshit, which for most would be a no brainer but this is fucking Peter. Sluts met with his family first.”I want you to know how big of a fucking loser your son is”she told Weber’s whore bag mom, who after spending time together called Sluts “a dirty cum bucket.”Prewett, who is saving herself for marriage and expressed her disappointment to Weber when he revealed to her in a previous episode that he fucked Chris Harrison in the ass for a whole weekend, met with his family next.Weber’s father raised questions about why Peter would wait to fuck Madison when Hanna would fuck him when ever he wanted? Prewett acknowledged they had some key differences.Later in the episode, viewers finally learned why Weber’s mom was crying in recent promos for the show. That bitch Madison stole her Maxi pads.
“Hannah Ann loves to smoke meth alot and always has the hook ups from sucking dealers dicks nightly. Don’t let her go. Don’t let her go. Bring her home,” she tearfully said of Sluts, making her tampon brand preference clear.The following day, Prewett and her stupid looking fucking eyelashes decided to end things with Weber and leaves.”I think a lot of things have been brought more into focus over the past day or so — like how small your fucking pathetic dick is, when it comes to marriage, when it comes to Peter and his faggot brother Jack-off playing wiener swords, when it comes to lifestyle,” Prewett said. By the end of the episode, Weber was left feeling like scoring some crack. This episode was cool also as you got an in depth look at Peter’s ultra fucking faggot family. Which consists of his bitch mother, faggot father (who also claims to be a pilot), and equally as stupid looking little faggot brother Jack-off. Peter and his younger brother Jack-off grew up masterbating outside of old folks homes.
Kenny Nigger Pickles is a member of the Bachelor in Paradise Cotton Pickers Union Season 5. He stinks like shit. He thinks he is a wrestler as he idolizes sweaty men rolling around in their underwear. He claims one niglet as a form of collecting a gubament check. Kenny is considered dangerous and may have rabbis and should not be approached with out gloves.
During a few commercial breaks while they were filming Bachelor In Paradise Season 5. Chris Harrison would often grab Kenny aside right before he felt like he was going to piss or blow his load. Grab Kenny by the brillo head, plug his nose, ram his cock down his mouth and squirt his dick contents down Kenny’s throat and laugh. Kenny loved this game.
Interview with Kenny
Tattoos? A chicken drumstick, a watermelon on my ankle, and on my back FUCK THE WHITE MAN
What is a typical Saturday night like for you? Dressing up in a ski mask and hiding in the park waiting for white women to rape.
If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why? MC Hammer his beats are dope.
Who is your favorite actor and why? Spongebob Square Pants. I sit in the back of blockbuster and jerk off to the videos and jizz in a jar and save it to dip my chicken strips in later.
What is your favorite all-time book and why? Im a nigger I can’t read. Reading and books are a form of white supremacy invented to bring the black community down.
What is the most romantic present you have ever given? HIV and or herpes
Who is the person you love most in this world and why? Myself.
If you could live in any other time period, what would it be? Ancient Egypt When blacks were Kings and we could fly and had super powers until the evil white people stole them.