John Paul Jones is a dishwasher at a gay nigger hip hop shower and bath bar in Baltimore and is from Maryland who is here looking for a place to crash as he got evicted because he spent his rent money on scratch tickets and hookers. When John Paul Jones isn’t masterbating to Clifford The Big Red Dog Books , he enjoys chilling at Soup Kitchens and contemplating the easiest way to score crack. Could Hannah be John Paul Jones’ future bride? Of course not she wants a man that at least owns a bed and doesn’t sleep sometimes behind the Lucky Dollar.
When referring to John Paul Jones, always use his full name: John Paul Jones. Unless he is around Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack because John Paul Jones is a bitter.
John Paul Jones’s favorite drink is champagne. And he was the one who told Hanna Ann on the Bachelor to fuck with the bitch Kelsey for Champagnegate.
John Paul Jones rarely uses words that are considered nice. He calls the women whores and talks about how bad their fucking muffs stink like sewage. He calls all the niggers niggers and the shows Jew producers make him suck Chris Harrison off alot for those mistakes. So he makes them alot.
During a time when filming of the bachelor is not going on and with the whole world in quarantine due to the Jewish made Coronavirus. Chris Harrison has a lot of time on his hands. Instead of staying at home and doing the one thing he should he goes out and does the lowest of the low. This is even worse than the time he blindfolded Peter Weber and rammed a rake up his asshole in the barn.
Christopher instead of avoiding seeing the elderly he poses as a caretaker. Sometimes in drag dressed as a woman. He goes down into the cafeteria and masterbates and poops his liquid shit in their food. This is unhealthy and just as sick as shoving playdough up his asshole. Which Chris is famous for doing.
To say the first two weeks of Big Brother Canada Season 8 have been really fucking stupid is so true. It started with an unprecedented self-eviction suicide of Nico, then live eviction audiences were banned due to the Jewish invented coronavirus outbreak, and now producers have removed one house guest for typical nigger behavior and another to appear to not be racist. Host Nappy Headed Ho — presenting from her government funded home amidst the Jews disease to get their bank — announces at the top of the show that tonight’s episode will be a little different. Fried chicken lover Jamar Lee and skid row target KKKyle Rozendal have been ejected from the house for separate incidents. Therefore, the live eviction between the native hooker who claims to be Asian and one of the few doable chicks on the show is cancelled, and the game will effectively reset.
This chaos encapsulates the world right now, and in this episode, the real world comes crashing into the reality-TV world. It’s a reminder that despite the frivolity of this faggot game with its showmances, goofy competitions, and stupid costumes, these are faggots who are pussies and living in an isolated environment cut off from the outside world. Until tonight, the 14 remaining allstars were perhaps the only Canadians unaware of the events going on in their country and across the globe.
Later on in the game Carol makes a remark about police coming after Jamar. The inappropriate comment catches Jamar off-guard, but he laughs it off in the moment. Blackie McBlack, however, thinks Jamar should have said something. This is when the Jews believe they can capitalize on racism to some how make niggers think they are real people. But the plan won’t work as although Carol is white she is a flaming fat fucking dyke. So that fucks up the plan of pinpointing the Jews enemy any white straight male.
So the producers make Carol later take Jamar aside on camera and apologizes for her comments, to ease the burden on the faggot community to unite with the nigger community. Carol was explaining that she never meant what she said maliciously. It’s an enlightening conversation as Jamar opens up about being stereotyped in his everyday life because of he is a nigger and how he looks like a fucking ape. Carol listens, Jamar accepts her watermelon, and the pair hug it out and put any bad blood behind them. And Jamar like all niggers still thinks of fucking the fat dyke.
The Native Min Ly who claims to be Asian although she looks like she is fresh off the fucking reservation called a house meeting and bitched about staying.
The exact details of what happened next are unclear, as the footage isn’t shown in the episode. However, The Nappy Headed Ho Host explains that Jamar’s nigger conduct following Minh-Ly’s tense house meeting “breached the house rules and probably his probabtion.” While KKKyle’s removal happened later and was made to cover the shows ass to not look racist. They will blame him for racism in some way or form when they feel like it.
In a joint statement, Jews and brainwashed employees of the show said, “In on case we removed the nigger as it was violent and had HIV and Ebola. We just scape goated Kyle to make the show real like in real society how white people suffer for no reason for the stupid acts of niggers.
“The decision made by production took in to account things that were and were not shown on the live feeds. We are committed to presenting an experience that reflects the values of Jewish Interests. So viewers will not see the real actions of the violent nigger savage and how the program framed the white guy to stop niggers from bitching.”
On a serious note that nigger and grease ball were 2 of the most entertaining on the show.
The Bachelor” is keeping viewers wondering what the fuck is going on right up until the very last moment, again. Monday’s episode, the first of a two-part finale, delivered laughs and ended with Peter Weber torn between Hannah Ann Sluts and Madison“I can’t believe people are stupid enough to believe I am a virgin” Prewett. Calling it the “hardest boner of his life,” Weber said he was in love with Chris Harrison.
The episode was set in Australia, where Weber’s faggot family went to laugh and masterbate to the two finalists and help him with his “final rose” bullshit, which for most would be a no brainer but this is fucking Peter. Sluts met with his family first.”I want you to know how big of a fucking loser your son is”she told Weber’s whore bag mom, who after spending time together called Sluts “a dirty cum bucket.”Prewett, who is saving herself for marriage and expressed her disappointment to Weber when he revealed to her in a previous episode that he fucked Chris Harrison in the ass for a whole weekend, met with his family next.Weber’s father raised questions about why Peter would wait to fuck Madison when Hanna would fuck him when ever he wanted? Prewett acknowledged they had some key differences.Later in the episode, viewers finally learned why Weber’s mom was crying in recent promos for the show. That bitch Madison stole her Maxi pads.
“Hannah Ann loves to smoke meth alot and always has the hook ups from sucking dealers dicks nightly. Don’t let her go. Don’t let her go. Bring her home,” she tearfully said of Sluts, making her tampon brand preference clear.The following day, Prewett and her stupid looking fucking eyelashes decided to end things with Weber and leaves.”I think a lot of things have been brought more into focus over the past day or so — like how small your fucking pathetic dick is, when it comes to marriage, when it comes to Peter and his faggot brother Jack-off playing wiener swords, when it comes to lifestyle,” Prewett said. By the end of the episode, Weber was left feeling like scoring some crack. This episode was cool also as you got an in depth look at Peter’s ultra fucking faggot family. Which consists of his bitch mother, faggot father (who also claims to be a pilot), and equally as stupid looking little faggot brother Jack-off. Peter and his younger brother Jack-off grew up masterbating outside of old folks homes.
Kenny Nigger Pickles is a member of the Bachelor in Paradise Cotton Pickers Union Season 5. He stinks like shit. He thinks he is a wrestler as he idolizes sweaty men rolling around in their underwear. He claims one niglet as a form of collecting a gubament check. Kenny is considered dangerous and may have rabbis and should not be approached with out gloves.
During a few commercial breaks while they were filming Bachelor In Paradise Season 5. Chris Harrison would often grab Kenny aside right before he felt like he was going to piss or blow his load. Grab Kenny by the brillo head, plug his nose, ram his cock down his mouth and squirt his dick contents down Kenny’s throat and laugh. Kenny loved this game.
Interview with Kenny
Tattoos? A chicken drumstick, a watermelon on my ankle, and on my back FUCK THE WHITE MAN
What is a typical Saturday night like for you? Dressing up in a ski mask and hiding in the park waiting for white women to rape.
If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why? MC Hammer his beats are dope.
Who is your favorite actor and why? Spongebob Square Pants. I sit in the back of blockbuster and jerk off to the videos and jizz in a jar and save it to dip my chicken strips in later.
What is your favorite all-time book and why? Im a nigger I can’t read. Reading and books are a form of white supremacy invented to bring the black community down.
What is the most romantic present you have ever given? HIV and or herpes
Who is the person you love most in this world and why? Myself.
If you could live in any other time period, what would it be? Ancient Egypt When blacks were Kings and we could fly and had super powers until the evil white people stole them.
Big Brother Canada Season 8 is a hilarious show which features losers who are Jerry Springer show rejects. The host of the show is a nappy headed ho named Arisa Cox who has no skill or talent what so ever and only has the job due to “Canada’s Give Minorities Jobs Program”. The show is basically made to promote minority shit skins and faggots as idols in Canadian society.
The first show had a competition which was meant to make women feel like real people by making them appear stronger than men. It was a waste of time. Some woman who claims to be a corona virus chink hooker named Ming Ly who looks like she is off the native reservation won. This was Canadaian Jews ways of tricking women in the country to think they are some how more powerful then men.
Then they had some brain competition which you know is fake as they are all idiots. Then that left 2 losers to evict. One guy named Nico who looks like a Mexican Jewish Homosexual was on of the ones left along with this ugly wigger chick with a big fucking nose Susanne. Nico freaked out after smoking too much meth ran into the bathroom and slit his wrists committing suicide. Some say it was because he knew he would be evicted. Others say it is because he was caught with another contestant “Jamar’s” dick in his ass. RIP Nico.
The shows cast is full of mainly minorities and liberal douche bags. They have a grease ball sexually confused guy with a shitty 80’s metal hair cut, a turban topped paki, a ugly hippie chick with a bull ring in her nose, a fat lesbian rat snake butch, and lots of ugly niggers. So you could imagine the smell in the house is just fucking rank. Don’t miss any more episodes or if you live in Canada look outside it is the way your joke country is going.
Dean Unglert was a contestant on the 13th season of The Bachelorette. During that fucking shitshow of a joke he fist started blowing Chris Harrison for muffins from the breakfast room He was eliminated in week 8 for personal reasons to attend a KKK rally.
He later appeared on the 4th season of Bachelor in Paradise. He quit in week 4 again for a White Pride Event. He returned again for The Bachelor Gay Mens Anal Assault Videos. He was eliminated in week 4 when he failed to fit Chris Harrison’s dick up his ass because it was limp. He returned again for the 6th season of Bachelor in Paradise. He quit in week 3 because his mom (RIP) came down from Heaven to smack him in the head for how stupid he was because all her friends in heaven knitting club were mocking her because of him. He returned in week 5 but quit in that same week.
Dean gained attention after appearing on Bachelor in Paradise, where he attempted to juggle two relationships, with Rosie Odonnel and Some Paki From Another TV Show, at the same time. Dean didn’t end up with either. As he got madly hooked on crack and sucking off Chris Harrison Every living second of the day.
What is your favorite memory from childhood? When I was very young, my family lived in a mobile home. I remember sitting on top with my brothers watching hard core gay anal fuck me in the ass bareback and raw porno and eating cat shit out of the litter box while our nightly step dad ass raped us.
If you could go anywhere in the U.S., where would you go and why? Pete Buttplugs House to suck his balls for hours and hours after he ass fucked his boyfriends diareahed up asshole.I highly doubt I could ever get tired of the sound of Buttplugs ass cheeks rippling together. Just the slapping thought alone gets me horny.
Describe your idea of the ultimate date. Michael Jackson’s Never Land Ranchwith Chris Harrison and meth AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
After having his asshole licked out by host Jeff Probst, Tyson (who shits his pants often) made the bold move to have one last anal sex love session with that faggot Nick. “I’d rather just swallow his load,” Tyson harrumphed as he looked at the boxes of the 15 faggots still in the game. “There’s a fire token from your hero, Nick use it to buy the nigger Jeremy a bar of soap,” he said as he dropped it in Nick’s box. The “soap” comment was in reference to the group’s discussion at tribal council in which many of the new players admitted to being sick to do the foul smell of the nigger on the island.
At the Island of fucking losers, Tyson met up with the first four eliminated castaways: Natalie Anderson, that ugly bitch Amber who blows everyone but Boston Rob, Danni Boatwright and that lying filthy Jew Ethan. The first thing Tyson noticed was how horny he was for that Jew Ethan’s Asshole butter. On the 10th day the four losers were tasked with making golden brown shit logs to throw at Boston Rob All of them successfully completed the task before sundown, but not Ethan who had to be checked by the doctor when he felt the camera was watching. Because like all Jews he wanted the white people to do all the work and then he could take the credit.
“Winners at War” (Season 40) was Tyson’s fourth time playing the game of “Survivor.” Because he can’t get a real fucking job as he keeps getting fired from gas stations and fast food joints for showing up high as a kite. He initially appeared in “BumWars” (Season 18) where he was the eighth person jizzed on by Jeff Probst. He returned in “Swallow my Solid Loaf of Shit” (Season 20) where he licked cum off the floor from loads that missed fat dudes faces. . Finally, he stole $1 million check during his third appearance in “Lets teach Niggers in Africa how to read” (Season 27), where he played with his boyfriend Peter Buttplug.
Tyson Apostol (born June 17, 1979) is a homosexual, best known for his appearances on multiple seasons of the reality television show Survivor. As of 2019, Tyson Apostol is aspiring to become a professional athlete in two sports, moldy used bloody tampon chewing and Poker. What a fucking loser. Get a haircut and get a real job. Go smoke crack and beat up that fag Rob.
Apostol is a former panhandler and starred in tv mini documentaries “Selling My Bitches Body for Meth” with his then-girlfriend, now-wife, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. He is a frequent guest at Bathhouses in the Boston Area and does a show with his butt lover Rob, “Rob Has Something in his Asshole can you guess what?”, hosted by fellow Survivor contestant Rob, and hosts Yeast Infection Cream Reviews on, a weekly news podcast.
On June 11, 2017 production was suspended indefinitely due to normal nigger behavior. It was reported that production allegedly filmed cotton picker field nigger DeMario Jackson in a sexual encounter with Corinne Olympios, who may have been passed out drunk or on a date rape drug. They didn’t want to state the obvious due to fears of being called racist. Peter Buttplug released a statement saying:
“We have become aware of this negros monkeyshines on the set of Bachelor in Paradise in Mexico. We have suspended production and we are conducting a thorough investigation of these allegations. Once the investigation is complete, we will take appropriate responsive action.”
On June 20, 2017, it was enforced that this did not occur and that the investigation was over and it appeared no misconduct occurred on the set. That’s the word from Jesse Jackson and Michelle Obama which released the following statement:
As we previously stated, we recently became aware of allegations regarding an incident on the set of Bachelor in Paradise in Mexico. We take all such allegations not serious because black people can do anything if you don’t accept it you are RACIST. Our internal investigation, conducted with the assistance of OJ Simpson, has now been completed.Out of respect for Jewish interests of those producers and bankers, we do not intend to release the videotape of the truth.We can say, however, that the tape caused a lot of vomit by those who seen it. Production on this season of Bachelor in Paradise will be resuming, and we plan to find a white male contestant who used the word black edit the clip and frame them for a racist action so this can be covered up”
“We appreciate Jello and the swift and complete investigation by The Duke Rapist Investigation Team and Jussie Smollett did into the allegations of misconduct on the set of Bachelor in Paradise,” said a network spokesperson. “Given their results, the series will resume production, and will air this summer on some tv channel for homosexual and transgendered faggots. Kids say the darnest things and for all we know, no sounds like yes and she may of been HIV positive before meeting the demario Jello Pudding”
“Fuck you DeMario you stinky nigger you stole my fucking playdough you brillo head. #BachelorNation Fuck You and to your entire nigger tribal monkey family.#herpes #gaypride #peterweberputhisballsinmmouth”
While neither Corinne Olympios nor DeMario Jackson returned to filming post-scandal, they will still appear in this season from footage shot before the scandal halted production. Due to this incident in the future if the show allows niggers they will all be spayed and neutered.
Peter Weber’s journey to find a hooker on The Bachelor is soon coming to a close. Season 24 has been quite the rollercoaster of emotion, and that includes the infamous “Women Tell All” episode. But this season’s contestant reunion wasn’t just about the cum swapping between cast members. Former Bachelorette lead Rachel Lindsay joined the “WhineyNigerTamponBitch” episode to talk with Bachelor faggot godfather host Chris Harrison about a serious topic: online bullying. Lindsay and Pilot Pete’s contestants discussed how brutal it can be, especially for niggers And the whole time the niggers were bitching Chris Harrison was trying so hard not to piss himself laughing.
When Lindsay joined Harrison onstage at season 24’s “Niggers Pull The Race Card because they lost due to being ugly pigs” the vibe of the episode turned suddenly to hilarity.“I’m never at a loss of words, or opinions as we know, but I’m really nervous right now,and wish I was white” Lindsay said. She explained that the issue at hand was something everyone on that stage has dealt with: big bootlips, nappy hair or as she called it, “foulbodyodor”
“It’s so unfortunate because people have become so aware now of how the niggers are ruining society,” Lindsay ooked and eeked. “And meaner than ever on the crack and foodstamp fever.” She also talked about why she wanted to bring it up within the context of a Bachelor episode. And smoke some crack out of a watermelon. “By not bitching about racism and committing more violent crimes, white people might expect us to get real jobs. I think people feel empowered that they can continue to say certain things to nigger” Lindsay said. “If we’re ever going to fix this problem, we have to just give us niggers everything we demand for nothing” Many of the Bachelor contestants plugged their noses along as the reality TV niggers spoke.