Chris Harrison Goes Into Old Folks Homes And Shits In The Oatmeal

Chris Harrison Says His Proudest Moment In Life was Laying A Big Stinky Nigger Egg Shit In Wilford Brimley’s Food!

During a time when filming of the bachelor is not going on and with the whole world in quarantine due to the Jewish made Coronavirus. Chris Harrison has a lot of time on his hands. Instead of staying at home and doing the one thing he should he goes out and does the lowest of the low. This is even worse than the time he blindfolded Peter Weber and rammed a rake up his asshole in the barn.

Christopher instead of avoiding seeing the elderly he poses as a caretaker. Sometimes in drag dressed as a woman. He goes down into the cafeteria and masterbates and poops his liquid shit in their food. This is unhealthy and just as sick as shoving playdough up his asshole. Which Chris is famous for doing.


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Christopher Adolph Harrison (born July 26, 1971) is an American Gaylord Cult Guru and game show host, best known for his role as host of the joke television dating show The Bachelor since 2002, and its spin-offs Sluts and Guys who pretend to not be gay since 2003, Maxi Pads For Single Moms from 2010 to 2012, Bachelor in Paradise since 2014.

From 1993–99, Harrison worked as a male stripper in Oklahoma City. He was married to his college sweetheart, Victoria F. They have two children, which child welfare service took away from them. In May 2012, after 18 years of marriage, Harrison beat the shit out of his wife and announced he was into men. As of 2018, Harrison was confirmed to be dating numerous dudes most recently John Legend.

Chris Harrison Vows To Never Let Niggers Win In The Bachelor
Chris Harrison does this in front of the mirror in public gas station bathrooms before he jerks off to mens underwear catalogues in the shitter stalls. All while using the ketchup packets he stole from the station as lube for his cock.

Random Fun Bits About Chris Harrison

  • In 1992 He received a life time ban from Wendy’s fast food restaurants for sticking the straws up his asshole twirling them around in his poo and then putting them back.
  • Was a relationship organizer for Bill Cosby, R. Kelly, Jeffrey Epstein, and O.J Simpson.
  • Ordered in extra high bushes and tinted walls for the sets of The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise so he can jerk off to the contestants with out them seeing or the cameras catching him.
  • While working at Wal-Mart in 1996 he was fired for getting a blow job from an elderly customer sitting on a fat scooter. It was not revealed if the customer was male or female but it was rumored it was a store Bernie Sanders frequented often.
  • Placed 17th at the 2003 American National Porcupine Raping Games in Syracuse. Beating out fellow celebrity Jim from the Progressive Commercials who placed 24th.
  • Says if he ever sees Survivor Host Jeff Probst walking down the street he is going to beat his goof ass fucking sensless. He says he will shit on the ground grab Probst’s faggot head and smear it in the shit make him fucking eat it all, then piss on him.

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Dean Unglert was a contestant on the 13th season of The Bachelorette. During that fucking shitshow of a joke he fist started blowing Chris Harrison for muffins from the breakfast room He was eliminated in week 8 for personal reasons to attend a KKK rally.

He later appeared on the 4th season of Bachelor in Paradise. He quit in week 4 again for a White Pride Event. He returned again for The Bachelor Gay Mens Anal Assault Videos. He was eliminated in week 4 when he failed to fit Chris Harrison’s dick up his ass because it was limp. He returned again for the 6th season of Bachelor in Paradise. He quit in week 3 because his mom (RIP) came down from Heaven to smack him in the head for how stupid he was because all her friends in heaven knitting club were mocking her because of him. He returned in week 5 but quit in that same week.

Dean gained attention after appearing on Bachelor in Paradise, where he attempted to juggle two relationships, with Rosie Odonnel and Some Paki From Another TV Show, at the same time. Dean didn’t end up with either. As he got madly hooked on crack and sucking off Chris Harrison Every living second of the day.

What is your favorite memory from childhood?
When I was very young, my family lived in a mobile home. I remember sitting on top with my brothers watching hard core gay anal fuck me in the ass bareback and raw porno and eating cat shit out of the litter box while our nightly step dad ass raped us.

If you could go anywhere in the U.S., where would you go and why?
Pete Buttplugs House to suck his balls for hours and hours after he ass fucked his boyfriends diareahed up asshole. I highly doubt I could ever get tired of the sound of Buttplugs ass cheeks rippling together. Just the slapping thought alone gets me horny.

Describe your idea of the ultimate date.
Michael Jackson’s Never Land Ranch with Chris Harrison and meth AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Peter Weber’s journey to find a hooker on The Bachelor is soon coming to a close. Season 24 has been quite the rollercoaster of emotion, and that includes the infamous “Women Tell All” episode. But this season’s contestant reunion wasn’t just about the cum swapping between cast members. Former Bachelorette lead Rachel Lindsay joined the “WhineyNigerTamponBitch” episode to talk with Bachelor faggot godfather host Chris Harrison about a serious topic: online bullying. Lindsay and Pilot Pete’s contestants discussed how brutal it can be, especially for niggers And the whole time the niggers were bitching Chris Harrison was trying so hard not to piss himself laughing.

When Lindsay joined Harrison onstage at season 24’s “Niggers Pull The Race Card because they lost due to being ugly pigs” the vibe of the episode turned suddenly to hilarity.“I’m never at a loss of words, or opinions as we know, but I’m really nervous right now,and wish I was white” Lindsay said. She explained that the issue at hand was something everyone on that stage has dealt with: big bootlips, nappy hair or as she called it, “foulbodyodor”

Stuff like this is unacceptable on the internet. Shame on Who ever did this.

“It’s so unfortunate because people have become so aware now of how the niggers are ruining society,” Lindsay ooked and eeked. “And meaner than ever on the crack and foodstamp fever.” She also talked about why she wanted to bring it up within the context of a Bachelor episode. And smoke some crack out of a watermelon. “By not bitching about racism and committing more violent crimes, white people might expect us to get real jobs. I think people feel empowered that they can continue to say certain things to nigger” Lindsay said. “If we’re ever going to fix this problem, we have to just give us niggers everything we demand for nothing” Many of the Bachelor contestants plugged their noses along as the reality TV niggers spoke.


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Chris Harrison Shoves Play Dough Up His Fucking Asshole on Sundays

There is no proof that Chris Harrison shoves play dough up his asshole. I mean really come on have you seen the show. He cant afford Play Dough it may be silly putty.

Chris Harrison with some dude he transformed into a chick.
This picture was taken in front of Chris Harrisons Grandmothers stolen tv last christmas. Before Chris packed his anal cavity with playdough and bakery yeast.

Chris Harrison was born Liham Kozhnikokooffstan the 3rd. His father was a Jewish Pig rapist and his mother was some nigger bitch who shined Aunt Jemima and Uncle Bens shoes.

Chris came out as a flaming fudgepacker in 2001 when he was caught having bum sex with Kanye West in a broom closet in Spain. Kanye denied these allegations and then talked about the cauliflower looking warts on his cock that came from all the AIDS niggers fucking his wife and the Koaldashians.

Chris Harrison at a Tampon Convention in Little Rock. Talking about his dedication to making bathroom cocking seal up his loose asshole when he has diareah He talks about the struggles, his addiction, and his new found love of banking cookies.

Chris Harrison has won many awards for his greatness. …………

Chris posing with soccer world Champions. He bought them the world championships to keep them quiet for the sex abuse

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