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Yukon

Meet Kelly Angela Davy of Whitehorse Yukon who identifies as a female but was born a male. She is a proud junkie who had to leave Vancouver because of her substance abuse problems and she got caught eating a pakis asshole out with a fork for nickles. She bragged about going to treatment only to be seen at the local bars every weekend flashing her yeast infected fake boobs to anyone hoping to gain the attention she so desperately seeks. She posts endless selfies with her horrible lip job and can be found dating the worst douchebags in town while she lives with her quadrouple chinned diaper wearing mom who helps fund her drug problem. Once you meet Kelly you will be instantly attracted to the foul smell of moldy gym socks that ooze from her muff. She uses crusty cum socks on cucumbers also and shoves them up her muff and rectum hole.

Prince Edward Island

Where to begin… Rebbeca was a professional bareback anal sex loving floozying while she was pregnant, doing opioids and screwing all of her baby daddy’s friends for cash and more drugs! A month before saying they were pregnant, her baby daddy said she was hooking up with all 4 of his roommates for hardcore orgies. Oh and I can’t forget that she slept with his father and grandfather for money. She is a real delight. Now, her son is 1 and has been taken from her already. She is back on the needles and don’t trust her around your man for a second! She’ll give him drds sooner then you can say cumstain. Which is her infamous nickname because her shirts all full of jizz missed from her mouth or drooling out of it from how high she always is. She is the definition of white trash, tries to intimidate people but never follows through with it. Just a fuking mouth piece with the face of a troll. A close friend of hers told me she once sucked her own brothers d1ck for pills. Nice eh?

Amie is the biggest whore in all of PEI. This bag of sh1t right here will lie about everyone she meets and everything else. She is a psycho! Like burn your house down kind of psycho! Seriously this one believes her own lies. Needs to be medicated, better yet institutionalized. She loves to date druggies, we can probably guess why….even the scum won’t stay long because…I’ll say it again, psycho! This alcoholic abusive slore twat is probably carrying so many DRD’S, sleeps with anything she sees! Ladies watch your men and men watch your ladies! Beware all! It is rumored that she robs niggers and natives on welfare day to support her crack habit. She leves her used needles all over the place its gross like her muff.

 This dirty little slut Madison  was dating one of my best friends. Last December she had some drinks and cheated on him while at she was at a farm in Kensington playing with a bulls balls. A month an a half later she found out she was pregnant. What did she do! DRINK OF COURSE. She drank gasoline and rubbing alcohol and anything else she could get her hands on before aborting in February. Fast forward to June. WHAT HAPPENED!? You guessed it! Pregnant again! But with her boyfriend that took her back after the first incident. You wouldn’t believe what she did! The only thing she knew how to brush the feeling off. To get drunk every night, with oworkers, that have no suspecting idea. And she just goes along like everything is cool! What kind of piece of sh1t human does that!? Abortion factory Madison.

Montreal 2

So this girl Parteek is a fuking paki whore, She pays me money and gives me drugs and booze to fuck her. She films it so all her paki male relatives can see her take a real cock. And those diaper headed stinky fucks watch it and whack off in their silly pink turbans. She’s disgusting and cares about no body but her self, she was fucking me while taking on a dick in her ass at the same time.. She loves Canada so much and hates her paki skin and her paki heritage. She is at the bar licking loads of um off the dirty wood floor. Parteek hands down though is the coolest bitch in Montreal I love getting high on crack with her and picking fights with strangers for no reason. She also likes to light fires. We need more immigrants like this in Canada if only she could get that god awful paki smell from her crotch. Not that all the dicks in there help her cause either.

Melissa is a bad mother. She lost her 7 daughters due to drugs and strange dudes coming in and out of her welfare apartment. Her crack shack in Laval was raided by police and she was aressted. She fucks niggers so she has every disease known to man and no morals or standards . She’s not loyal she’s using people and tricks them for money so she acts just like the niggers she fucks . She fuked the whole zoo and welfare line of Montreal. She was dated a guy name JFunkD and find out she started fuking his enemy the Crips wheeling slim dog McHammer. She’s bad with kids and prefers nigger babies so she can velcro their brillo heads to things or wets their boot lips and sticks them to the glass windows like suction cups . She even try to get on of another home dogs DJisastinky nigger 2000’s son taken away from him and interupted his Trudeau’s give money to useless nigger fund cheque . Anyone looking for a easy fuck and HIV go add the bitch on Facebook. Bring a nose plug you WILL NEVER GET THE STENCH OF NIGGER OUT OF THIS USELESS SLAG. Her life is over nothing all from hanging out with niggers. HA HA HA bitch. 

Theresa love the cheat on her boyfriend with guys from the gym or where she work but she always keep him around as a sugar daddy. She have zero loyalty and always talk sh1t about her supposed best friend that she rat out to the cops like 3 months ago. She might look good with a dick and gooey load on her face but the inside is rotten guys. STAY AWAY. I’ve learned the hard way when I seen a video of her fucking 4 dudes at once. She was getting gang fucked in an Asian rice hat saying how much she loves Canadian cock and made dudes jizz on her ass and face so she could wipe it on the Vietnamese flag. The Vietnamese community in Montreal is at arms about this. It has made them so mad they have quit selling smokes to minors and spit in peoples rice bowls on take out. To get back at the Canadians for brainwashing their women. Theresa laughs and shrugs it off and keeps stroking wieners with a thumbs up or peace sign.

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Nova Scotia 3

This girl has Emma over 20 body piercings . Her pussy smells like rotten tuna fish. She will fu*k you no matter what you look like. She use to hang out down by the fishing boats and fuck the old fishermen for coins just so she could run into Halifax and get her fucking fix. All she does is molly and fu*k with other people’s relationships. When I was in a relationship with her when we worked at Subway together all she did was choose drugs over me and one time I went to hang out with her, I showed up and she was in bed with another girl. Which would of been alright had she invited me or the other girl not of been her 450 pound grandma.. I highly recommend to you TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jazzi Picks Up Used Tampons From
Trash Bins To Eat Like Corn Dogs

This is Jazzi of Sydney Nova Scotia and she digs through garbage dumpsters to find used tampons to shove up her snatch or to chew on like a corndog. The blood can be the ketchup and the mustard they yellow STD? Who knows? his girl had a man and while hes was suppose to be away for work she fucks guys sometimes for money like her slore sister Rachelle, smokes crack and does pills be careful of letting your man around her she will fuck anything that is nice to her and she will not care weather he has a gf or a pregnant gf. A guy told me that shes loose as fuck thats how many guys shes fucked all used up puke!! DO NOT TRUST THIS B1TCH A55 SLORE. She wanted to be a stripper but niggers are banned from strip clubs in Nova Scotia and the blind and really elderly don’t go out much and they are the only sick ones that want to see her barf snatch.

Faggots. Its in the biggest faggot province net to Quebec so it makes sense. Most male Nova Scotians are on the down low
being a fucking queer anyway. Look at them.

Ok this girl Brooke likes to fukkkk old men an she sells her puzzy to every man she can off the street for drugs, But she’ll Deny it when you ask her she’s just mad cause she can get the good d do she does it with std infested men she has the Drds an Denys that to so men beware of the slore. You can find her in public bathrooms licking old man jizz off the floor. She gets on all fours on the cold tile and licks the gobs of old man goo off the ground. Some of these wieners that she services are in the 75-90 year old range of nut sacks. Those are really old balls. Some of the balls are sooooo old that mold and fungi grow on them. That is the way Brooke rolls. It is just the way this bitch rolls. Deal with it. Her last and from what I recall only real job was working the Cotton Candy booth at the carnival. She got fired for taking it up the ass from the bearded lady while the freak midgets watched and jerked off. The midgets are really small as most of the local Nova Scotian men are small and have very tiny dicks (It is a common trait in their heritage). She got fired. She is waiting to hear back from Tim Hortons and or Bang Bros. Either or is great for Brooke. as long as it pays for crack/cocaine.

This is fucking Lisa she liquid squirts lumpy mayonaisse out of her lose asshole and she is a fucking stinky self titled b1tch. She sleeps with peoples men and denies it but their sandwiches all have her lumpy mayo fart/shit splatter in them, when you confront her about her flaming herpes she will fucking show you pictures of it and she says shes clean but she means from drugs that she doesnt buy. She blocked me on the Stinkyslutweb site because I caught her sexting my man. She let’s anyone watch her kids so she can get out for a night and her ex is a drug addict whom isnt allowed to see them outside the court order. Lisa will best be known still for her ultimate lumpy mayo little liquid streams that she leaves in Sandwiches. Much like what all other Nova Scotians have produced for Canada.


Holly Loves To Eat And Get AIDS from Niggers in Bathrooms.

Where to begin poor this is Holly and she is the reason there is not enough food in this world. She fucking eats everything she comes in contact with. And this sloth is out there having girls nights with laurie and miss hobag and she gets so hammered she’s been caught twice giving another women’s husband oral in a bathroom stall and it got ugly when he shit out liquid. Brown fucking splatter all over the beautiful shiny white bowl. She’s known around the entire city for giving men oral in cars, bathroom stalls, dj booths behind the stages and half the men are married not to mention she is only fucking with niggers as they fuck anything even that pig Holly so I suggest you be careful them buggers all have AIDS. All just an opinion I’ve seen it first hand that’s why i refuse to speak with her anymore she has nigger breath. Its sick as her ugly pig face.




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Northwest Territories

This woman Ashley all she does is has sex with random men. She runs around Yellowknife flaunting her tits to the point she will wear her jug holder out under her coat to the bar. Her place is trashed all the time booze bottles and crack pipes lay all over the floor. She is gross and has every DRDs and has scabbies and even bedbugs in her place. She sells her body to drunk natives on welfare day to steal their cheques and refuses to get a real job. Her place is dirty she has dirty clothes and dishes everywhere. This woman is the dirtiest thing around and when she spreads those legs and that jungle below that she never trims puffs out. The fucking smell will gag you so bad that your lungs will shut down. Enjoy the view while you can as the fumes will kill you from this Medusa Crotch..

Feeds Old Homeless Natives
Her Pussy.

This trashy h0ebag Bonnie is straight dirt!, she has slept with every guy I know. She admittedly told her friend who told me she had flaimng rectal warts and dripping small pox in her pussy. She was getting banged in the dirty asshole at a party and started sh1tting uncontrollably. Fucking classic. The dude pulled his dick out of her ass and it was like a fire hydrant going off. Sprayed a reservation full of chugs. Fucking white people fucking the squaw women tsk tsk. She has been triple teamed at once in all three holes and later bragged about it (I know as I was one of the 3 dudes). Let’s make this one go viral people need to know !!! Her vagina really reeks of a mixture of old cum, shit, stale smelling booze, and old man native breath. I heard she goes to the homeless shelter in Yellowknife spreads her fucking legs and the old chugs mow down on her vagina for breakfast with spoons. Slut bag.!

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Yukon

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Nunavut

Greenland

British Columbia 6

This chick Amanda from Prince George is horrible. I fucked her in the ass in the Prince George Public Library while I had her bent over I had a jar of marmalade resting on her ass while I buttered my toast. Whore that is horrible! This two-faced b*%ch talk sh1t about everyone! Pretends to be nice to her co-workers then talk in her annoying squeaky voice and makes fun of them as they walk away. Talks about how annoying her step kid is. Screws around on her amazing boyfriend with other losers! I am not one as when I told her I fucked her in the top 10% of all the dudes that she fucks behind her boyfriends back. Has to have an abortion cause she doesn’t know who the daddy is. Sad sad chick. I almost feel sorry for you. NOT!

There’s this waste of air in this city, Rayleen. Getting it on with other people’s men, drinking  while pregnant, and vandalizes and destroys things for no reason . Maybe that’s why she doesn’t have custody of any of em… Just wanted everyone to know 🙂 I see her alot all high on what ever junk she is shooting up her arm with a bottle of vodka. Gets gang fucked on the beach. Loves swimming in a forst of wieners. Just pure and simple dirty. Always willing to fuck. A cant miss. Also a well known town pump will spread em for any man who has access to prescription drugs or has an abundance of money that she can swindle and lie to drain dry so she can buy more prescription drugs! so accustomed to her lazy, pill popping, sit on her a55 and do nothing lifestyle that she really believes the bullsh1t that pours out of her mouth!

Faith Work Crew Crack Whore Cum Disposal Unit

This girl faith tramps around Price George and is a drd infest sloot who will fuck pretty much anything and everything and not tell them she has the disease! As a matter of fact she laughs about it on a podcast that she does with her dyke bitch on and off girlfriend Demi. She will also Lie and cheat as well passing along her dirtiness! She often sells blow jobs to people working up in Dawson Creek. She gives a work discount. If your man has worked in Dawson Creek he has had a round out of her guaranteed. They all buy her meth and fuck her. Watch out boys she’s a looker but will ruin your life for good. Last time I seen her she got boot beat by some paki bitch and a couple of chug dudes for slinging fake crack rocks.

Chug Convention Meeting. Who is buying the 6 pack of Lucky for breakfast?

Tiffany is always drinking and doing rails of meth and or blow infront of and around her kids. She doesn’t work lives on any man she’s with…cheated on her last bf she was with for years with his bestfriend sent him pictures all the time of her naked and posing for him wanting to get fucked because she’s a gross b1tch acts innocent and sweet but is the farthest thing from it she will take advantage of you fuck your friends and then lie about it to your face! Claims she’s nothing but a perfect angel when in reality she’s just a scabby lying slore who doesn’t actually love her kids. Last time I was over there her toilet didn’t work, dirty diapers everywhere, no food, needles and crack pipes everywhere and all she wanted to do is get high and fuck. I nailed her then left a huge diareah splatter all over the toilet that doesn’t work. #Winning. Gotta love Kamloops.

This chick Rayleen is so dense. I went to a work experience program with her a few years back when she first came to Oliver from AB. She gossips about herself more than anyone and pridefully so. She talks about how guys use her as a fucking cum rag and spit on her and piss on her and laughs. She seriously lacks intelligence and most basic motor skills hence why cum is always dripping out of her mouth and people think she is a retard drooling. She was “dating” my now ex boyfriends best friend while simultaneously trying to pursue my boyfriend and his best friends roommate. Brags about her manipulation tactics, all the relationships she’s ruined and all the men shes screwed. She claims to want her baby boy back but she only cares about herself and dong hopping. Steer clear of this loud mouth dumpster fire. I know my boyfriend and his friend tag fucked the dirty whore.

Newfoundland 2

Sharron will sleep with anyone. She slept with her boss at a consulting business and then slept with some of the clients she also slept with young man at A&W that worked behind the counter she would invite him over when her husband was out of town while still plowing her boss. She now is getting a divorce but slept with neighbors and police officers she will do anything for sex. She isn’t after money she truly just enjoys sex and likes to seduce men and women. I fuck her at least once a week. I leave right after I blow my load on the sluts face. Why am I complaining about this you ask? She stole my last smoke. Fucking bitch. GO suck a cock get the 20 bucks and buy your own pack. Fucking you is only worth a fucking happy meal and I keep the toy. Fuck you . One of Newfoundland’s hidden Gems Sharron’s Pussy!

This stupid skag Allisa will sleep with any man who is married or taken. Then when the wives find out she pretends she’s not fucking their husbands when in all reality she never stopped in the first place. She only sleeps with married or taken men, she doesn’t have to self respect to try and get her own man! You will see her at bars stealing drinks or under tables servicing cocks. One of Newfoundland’s finest. Only 50% Inbred too.

See this nasty piece of sh1t Stacy? She’ll stop at nothing to get what she wants. She’s not above sucking an old man’s c0ck and fuking him to get ahead in her job. As a matter of fact she loves the smell of old wrinkly bengay sweat balls in her fucking mouth. And then she’ll fire anyone that doesn’t kiss her fat warty bum fungus a55. Or fuck it with a huge purple rubber dildo strap on. My husband was working in Northern Canada, and right after I gave birth to his brothers child I found out he was fucking this slore. They both ruined my life. Now I will ruin their’s. Now that her kids are raised she’s leaving the man who stepped up to the plate and filled in as Daddy (her first husband was lucky, he got away) and she’s on the move. If your husband/bf is even friendly with her she will pounce on them like a cat in heat. Beware –   her ego is bigger than her a55. And she will stop at nothing until other’s are as miserable as her pathetic existence.

This girl Alicia…. she got married in July of 2019. By August 2019 she was cheating on her husband that she had known since high school…. with someone else’s fiancé his name is Colt. She had ruined their engagement then made his ex look crazy by making stuff up in order to further manipulate him. She kept the affair hush for MONTHS (except for their friends group knew, which was a no brainer as they were all having orgies together in the forest) while her husband was away working his a55 off to pay for their house, cars, etc. And use to have her side pieces over to their house all the time. She paid for his booze and dates (again, her husbands money). She’s also an alcoholic and fed off of his issues and made them worse. Look tf out ladies, this ones a nasty one. Everytime I am Newfoundland and I need my dick wet and I go to Alicia’s I always make sure I pack with me what I have below.

The big bad kaitlyn. Wrap it up with this one I fucked her last year and I still pick scabs from my cock and balls from meeting this skank. I usually pick them off when I go to a buffet and keep the scabs in my pocket. Then I put them in the soup and salad at the buffet. Its funny watching people eat the std scabs. I especially laugh when I hear them crunch and or they have a pube in it and they pick it out LOL! Hpv Drd for the past 3 years. Like going out with 18 year old when this one is 30 year of age with 10 kids under her belt already!!!!. The word around corner brook her hole is like a beef bucked super special from Arby’s. Its raunchy fucking gross. No grip. You can fine kait at the corner brook cave when her social assistant check is out and her eager mouth is waiting for dick and crack/cocaine.

Kelsey And I spend Tyson’s Money on
Blow and hookers LOL
Tyson

Kelsey been screwing every guy she comes across for a long time now. Her boyfriend Tyson has no idea. The whole time when I fuck Kelsey which is usually twice a day she screams so loud and tires me the fuck out. She is a bitch and a complainer alot too. She complains about Tyson. His dick is small, he stinks, he has massive shit stains that smell like niggers in his spiderman underwear ect She will complain that other women don’t like her because she steals from them ect…. This chick needs to go on doctor fucking Phil. Last time I nailed her I tried duct taping her mouth shut so I could at least think about her friends when I orgasmed. But Kelsey gnawed threw the tape. Just like we gnaw threw Tyson’s bank account to buy coke, beer, and escorts to join us for threesomes. Its a blast but she needs her vocal chords taken out and a heavy duty pressure washer to hose down her pussy and asshole ever hour. Bitch gets used.


Newfoundland 1

Canada Invasion

Despite most sand niggers wanting to destroy Canada with nukes and airplanes, there are a select few who chose to live there and kill us off with their foul stench instead, sometimes becoming citizens and further tainting what was once a great country. The men like to work in Subway, as pizza delivery guys or cab drivers. They scowl at female customers, spit in their food, and fuck up their orders on purpose, while giving the male customers the best service they can offer. The women like to travel in herds with their 19+ children, smothering their faces in cloth till they’re practically blind. Muslim Canadians also take great joy in killing people, in events such as jihad financed by Justin Trudeau.

Obviously that above picture wasn’t taken in Canada but it should be.
I don’t know what 7-11 or driving a cab pays but it surely can not afford all those children. Guess whos paying for it? YOU and forever. Then they are the crack head fucks that break into houses and steal your shit. Stil want this scum here? Trudeau wants them here they are the only ones that will vote for him.
Some of these muslims and or niggers that come to Canada as I assume happens everywhere else claim to be 12. Some are as old as 30. But then again if the people are stupid enough to let them in they are probably to stupid to figure out their age.

Wiggers

 EMINƎM (Marshall Bruce Mathers III), also known Slim Shady, M&M and The White Nigger is an American hip-hop artist widely known for his extreme racist rapping skillz, and as the first wigger linked to the murder of Tupac Shakur. He said it on an original track in a duet with Justin Bieber and LeBron James that reached the mainstream. This was done to encourage Aryans to whip the niggers until their ape heads got the hint to go back to Africa. This Jew experiment was a success, with lasting consequences from which society is still reeling. Eminem’s debut album was called “White Skin is the Best”, and it was released in 1996. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album “Nigger Stole My Bike, I Stole His Life”. Eminem has sold over 9000 records ever since, and is more famous among 13 year old boys than many nigger rappers are, which is why he thinks he’s the Rap God. While he is by far the best rapper ever, He knows this is rap and is full of niggers so it is not like it is hard. Eminem is one of the most notable, almost as infamous as 2pac after him and his boys smoked Tupac and Biggie under the orders of Bill Clinton. He accumulated a lot of drama and triggered the fuck out of Liberals and Niggers with his stint at the Oscars when he beat up Ray Charles while dressed up in a banana suit while making monkey sounds and gestures. Eminem said ” This is how we treat niggers in America!!!! USA USA USA!”


Above there is the Red Zone Ghetto Boy Kids of Vernon, British Columbia, Canada
These mother fuckers are straight up gangster. They love smoking crack/cocaine and having sex with underage boys and girls. Much like pakis do. Instead of niggers these boys want to be the roughest gang of stinky pakis the North Ok has ever seen. Word. The leader of the gang is a kid named Cody Wellington who shits his pants and jerks off at Taco Bell on Tuesdays to the dog there. Oh yeah and one time he grabbed his grandmothers bloody maxi pads taped them to his head like ear muffs and climbed a mountain to hump a dead goat.
If you run into these boys after 9pm call their moms they are breaking curfew but sometimes they roll like that. Word Dog.
Why the fuck would you want to act like you are a nigger? Niggers don’t even want to be niggers. This scum is lower than niggers.







Justin Timberfag

IF THEY are male they are likely to be wearing shorts 15 sizes too large that barely grip their hips. Their hair might be shaved close to the scalp in a style called ‘butt-fade’. The girls prefer boiler-suits, probably with one shoulder-strap left undone, perhaps with a little padding in the seat. These are white teenagers in America and they have one common goal: to act and look black.

They are a disparate group, some taking their quest as far as exclusively dating blacks and immersing themselves in African-American history while others just buy the requisite gear. They have attracted a social label that some are happy to espouse and others not at all. They are the ‘wiggers’, the new class of white blacks, and they may be the pop culture trend of the Nineties.
The wigger uniform of baggy shorts and T-shirts, usually accompanied by a cap worn backwards or at a cocky tilt and basketball shoes, can be found modelled by kids in shopping malls across the country – especially those in well-to-do, white neighbourhoods. The clothes are also dominating the back-to-school racks this month in K-Mart and Gap. And then there is the music all wiggers listen to and buy: the black urban street-beat of hip-hop and rap. MORE
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Those other 2 homos on the outside look like native chugs to me. You must watch out for these guys on the playground they are crazy mother fuckers. I heard one of them skipped school once and had a sip of beer. Now thats flat out gangster.
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This is probably Justin Bieber’s grade 4 picture. That shirt I bet was actually white and then his over weight mother threw it in with her over sized pink panties.

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Now I know why the doughnut shop closed in town I always blamed it on the cops. Ladies he is single I imagine. He probably has a chance with Rosie Odonell still.
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How many hairs do you think this kid has on his balls. His parents must be mentally retarded.
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Look at that cool trailer back there that one probably lives with in his mom. NOW that be gangster. Word.
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I bet niggers laugh at these guys. If niggers laugh laugh at you you are lower than shit of a dog shit.
 

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Winnipeg 2

When in Winnipeg remember this line before you read on Chugs. This works with niggers in Major US Cities also. “I don’t have an extra cigarette, I’m not interested in buying illegal drugs, and I don’t have spare change, and I don’t know where the nearest KFC is located. If you’re trying to rob me, I have a loaded .45 in my pocket pointed at your fucking balls. Chug”

Local Winnipeg Variety Chugs

Listobums: Homeless natives that travel in groups of 3 or more, they drink Listerine anywhere they damn please and in a very social fashion, the upside to their obnoxious drunken behavior is that they always have fresh breath and sometimes go blind for lulz.

Teenmommies: These red-tainted rat hawks are easy to spot, always taking up your seat on the bus with their fucking large Salvation Army baby strollers with plastic bags hanging off them. They can’t control their kids and they sure as hell can’t control their moldy welfare cheque producing vaginas either. They act like little nigger females. Their favorite place to dwell is in front of Portage Place while smoking a cig, and not paying attention to their multiple unwanted children.

Indian Posse: When the young male native grows dissatisfied with making an honest living, he takes to joining a gang and either robs white 13 year old boys of their allowances OR lurks in various parking lots looking for unlocked cars–once found he will set the car on fire and drive it off a cliff, becoming an hero (do not leave your doors unlocked, or the natives will get it). Whether its claiming to be a blood, crip, zigzag, or I.P., you can rest assured that in two years he’ll be spending a brief stint in Stoney Mountain for carrying a concealed kitchen knife. Most natives join gangs as they are missing something in life like a penis (which most are).

They butt Fuck Alot!
It is Native Culture to Fuck your Homeboys Asshole.

12-year-old pot dealer: Always a product of a teenmommy native. Constantly asking you at various inconvenient times if you want to buy some “WEED, COUSIN?,” this native not only sells shake, he sells really bad shake. Only hanging out somewhere near his big brother, don’t try to jack up this kid or he’ll squeal away on his BMX and come back with two 6-foot tall fucking Chipawa natives with jean jackets, greasy oily hair, and failed attempts at Fu Manchu mustaches.

Teen Werewolves: Ever since Twilight came out and all the 16 year old girls started drooling over Taylor Lautner’s abs, the more pussy redskin boys have started to rediscover the ways of their ancestors by donning neko ears and fox tails and declaring themselves teenage werewolves in a desperate attempt at getting some emo poontang. But eventually the inner chug comes out and by 17 they are sitting under a bridge huffing gasoline.

Lucky went up 50 cents. Pay up whitey.

The feathers a Native wears symbolizes their bloodlust and complete lack of any regard for Nature, particularly endangered species like whales (which they eat raw) and eagles. They are violent killing machines and show off their bloodthirst at all times, but god help you if you point it out, lest you be branded a racist for using a “stereotype” that only they can use at will when it suits them.

Actually, the only legacy they left behind them are high poverty rates, empty Listerine bottles, and another generation of kids born with F.A.S. to mooch off of the welfare system, as well as the abominable assortment of names which constitutes whatever’s left of their shameful family trees. Names like Nathaniel, Jeremaye, Ruby, Eliezer, Eagle, Lucky, Sha’Nayze and Oldmilwaukee.

With all that abundance of government assistance foods you need something to wash it down with. Winnipeg Natives are quite crafty in the art of “Rigging” Common items to get spiritually awoke. Or as the white man calls it getting intoxicated with poison.

I-90 Cocktail or Montana Gin – Take a milk jug cut it in half empty an entire lysol can into jug, dilute with water, enjoy.

Listerine – When you want a minty fresh tasting libation. All you do is enter your local Shopper’s Drug market and pocket a 95ml bottle (1.5L if your with the tribe). If the evil white man has it locked up behind the counter go threaten a 12 year old (white kid) to buy it for you (preferably with his parents money).

Thunderbird Wine – Also known on the Rez as the GOOD STUFF, it is the only “normal” booze indians drink.

Gasoline – As they love sniffing it as much as Abbos do. With prices dropping I am seeing more and more chugs sleeping on the roads than ever. If you run over more than 50 in a week it wrecks your tires a bit.

Aquavelva – A cheap aftershave that chugs will typically smell like after they spill it around their grubby mouths while drinking it.

Old Vienna – Or simply known as OV, this is the most expensive liquor a native will imbibe; this is typically reserved for special occasions, most notable the first Wednesday of the month.

Don’t fuck with this brothas chicken EVER.


This has chug all over it. Natives probably jumped her for lysol or cheap beer money inbetween whitey welfare cheques.

https://winnipeg.ctvnews.ca/winnipeg-woman-robbed-while-she-suffered-seizure-at-local-bus-stop-1.4754068?taid=5e12add548fe97000144af33&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+New+Content+(Feed)&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter


Hi, I’m Amanda of Winnipeg Manitoba. I live in the north end because it suits all my needs! I love to hang out with fellow bummy jib heads (especially guys!) and rob people to feed my addiction. Recently I met someone to buy a phone off them but actually had two guys in the car (one named Joshua who held the shotgun) to a special needs girls knee caps and made her tell me where her house is and we drove there with a shotgun on her then preceded to go into her house and rob her of her TV and her electronics and phone! It was so fun! Now I get to do meth a couple more days stress free (except the shadow people if course! 🙂 I’m so happy my kids are in CFS and other people take care of them so that I can rob special needs people and do jib all day! That was wrote 100% unaltered by me what soever. Amanda you are a sick person.


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