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Waldo Faldo

Waldo Faldo use to feed Steve Urkle Peanuts on the set of Family Matters. Then Follow Urkle to the toilet bowl and eat the Peanuts out of his shit for lunch.

Waldo Faldo is a watermelon stealing nigger from Chicago with AIDS and tomatoes.

For most of the time Waldo was featured on the show, he was friends with that coconut head Eddie Winslow (the son of the show’s main characters, That fat fucking nigger pig Carl and Harriette Tubman) and the Winslows’ quintessential nerdy nigger and cotton picking neighbor, Steve Urkel. He once started off as the ass gobbling sidekick to resident bully Al Sharpton, but has grown out of it after he got fired from his job at the YMCA for masterbating in the pool all the time.

Like all fucking niggers, Waldo was black and, almost United Nigger College Fund material of a character. While Urkel was the rapist nigger with HIV and herpes, Waldo was the resident ANAL rapist. Waldo has reached the point where he even out raped OJ Simpson. Waldo was discovered to be a great theif. Waldo has also been afraid to work, until he becomes white his live long dream.

Waldo’s most famous trait is that he rapes fat white women without them even noticing them, even with his foul natural nigger stench. Waldo was, however, an excellent toilet licker. His catchphrases include: “Run its the fucking pigs”, “, Racist!”, and “That kid aint mine bitch!”

Waldo has shown that he has a no sense of morals in three key episodes. The first was in A Test of Friendship, when he told Eddie off that cheating is awesome and he should’ve told him about it and shared all the crack/cocaine with him instead of his slut sister Laura. The second was in Talk’s Cheap, when he pulled out his piece on Laura, Eddie, Myra and Myrtle back to their senses by pistol whipping the shit out of those stupid niggers. The third time was in Tips For a Better Life, when Waldo refused to wear a condom when anally fucking Eddie. He tells him off, saying that if anyone drinks his piss and diareah out of the toilet, they are no friends of his. And their friendship seemingly ended because of it.

Waldo would rape at knife point other girls, including Laura — until meeting the girl of his dreams, Jussie Smollett.

These 2 niggers are like the Original Nintendo of Nigger Rapists.

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