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Tony Vlachos

Tony Vlachos is a cop in New Jersey and ratted out all you drug dealers. He has your drugs and money on him at all times. Ask him for it he dares you. He is stronger than guns you are all pussies bring your A game.

Tony Vlachos has to be the biggest faggot useless piece of shit (besides the niggers) On Survivor 40. The welfare brand cheaper generic Vin Diesel clone drug rat turned police officer played hard from the jump, stealing an idol from a weaker player. He was not shy from various antics on the island, plus he doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks on his views on how faggots, niggers, and women deserve to be beat physically for the fuck of it. Though flashy, Tony played a game of influence, looking to win the game but also for people to sexually molest, much like him and his fellow police officers do daily on the force. Tony is 45 from New Jersey. He had this to say about his approach to the game “I’m here to rape, cheat, and finally grab Jeff at the end and give his asshole a lashing he has never seen before. I’m here to drag people’s dreams through the mud so I can fulfill mine. That’s what I’m here for. Whatever I have to do, I’m gonna do, so I am going to convert to Judiasm to be a bigger snake on the show”.

Tony describes the shape of his dream size piece of shit he wants out of Jeff Probst’s Ass when he wins.

Vlachos was born on September 10, 1973, the son of a Circus Performer and a Crack Hooker. He grew up in Jersey City, New Jersey, idolizing the Beastie Boys, and dreamed of one day becoming a flaming faggot who made cheap music of a keyboard bought at K mart. He went to the pen in 1992, and spent several years working in various ideas to get back at the fucking cops that put him in the joint. He states that despite the crack and meth use still active in his daily life, he did not have sexual relations with THAT woman, that put him away for rape.

He began shooting roids when he was 20, an activity with which he says he was “obsessed”. He began shooting up out in his basement with plastic bags filled with rat piss, and graduated to the real shit when the first juice monkey that injected the rat piss mysteriously died for some odd reason.

Tony’s Ride

In 2000, Vlachos bribed his way onto becoming a Jersey City police officer. On February 5, 2014, he ignored a 79 year old man freezing in the snow because the man was black and gay. Tony was awarded a medal for that.

In 2007, Vlachos attempted to rape a fellow police officer named Marissa Ann. She feared for her life and safety if she said anything or left him and then he forced her to marry him on July 24, 2010. Nine months after arriving home from being secluded from Survivor, Vlachos and Marissa discovered she gave birth to a child, a son they named Jeff Probst Jr, who was born on June 9, 2014.


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