Top Ten Countries That Produce The Most Watermelons

Nigger Pickles are a delicious healthy snack food. High in Protein and fiber. It makes you strong so you can steal TV’s better. Here are the top producing countries of Nigger Pickles in Tons they produce.


10- Mexico 1.1 Million Tons

Over a Million tons of watermelon produced in Mexico and the NBA put a team in Canada and not Mexico? Bad marketing. Bad bad marketing. When its not Lettuce season and lawn season in American most Mexicans that don’t hibernate migrate to Mexico for watermelon season. This way they stay in shape for Lettuce season in the USA.


9- Egypt 1.68 Tons

Allah thinks that watermelons are a sin. So all these Egyptians that eat watermelons are failed Muslims. It clearly states in the Koran. But since Egyptians are fucking losers in absolutely every other aspect in life. Taking #9 on the list is a feat for a national holiday for this country full of losers.


8- Russia 1.757 Tons

Due to Russia’s immigrant hating lifestyle, the local Russian’s get to enjoy their watermelon in peace with out having a group of savage wild niggers steal them.


7- United States Of America 1.823 Tons

Watermelons were invented by Americans in 1735 as a way to motivate slaves to not rape the farm animals on cotton plantations. It didn’t work well. But turned out many years later to be a quality delicious snack.


6- Algeria 1.877 Tons

The history of d’Alger or Algerian melons dates back to ancient Roman times where they were held in high esteem and available only to the very wealthy and or white people. This heirloom in the Cucumis genus originally hails from North Africa and is one of the oldest heirloom melons still available today. It is rumored that Jay-Z and Oprah have put in bids to own the magnificent piece for their mansions.


5- Uzbekistan 1.976 Tons

The climate of Uzbekistan with long hot summers fit well with such a heat-loving plant. It doesn’t bid so well however for an Uzbek woman when a man comes home with sweaty balls and expects a blow job.


4- Brazil 2.09 Tons

Brazil’s annual production of watermelons is large due to their large population – in recent years approaching Oprah Winfrey levels. Almost all of Brazil has climate conditions that allow successful cultivation of watermelons, and most watermelon is consumed close to where it was grown. This is mainly due to the fact that normal people are too smart to buy anything from a shit place like Brazil.


3- Iran 3.813 Tons

Iran makes a shitload of watermelon annually. Which means it is only a matter of time before the Jewish CNN liars write a story about them supporting terror or sending bombs in the watermelons. Trust me an Iranian Melon is great try one next time. And spit the seeds in a local Jewish owned newspaper for fun.


2- Turkey 3.928 Tons

Turkey also grows more watermelons than the entire European Union (EU) combined, namely 44.3 percent more. The country’s watermelon production has remained stable over the past ten years at about 3,800 million kilos. The EU’s watermelon production stood at 2,692.5 million kilos. Well then why don’t the African niggers only make it as far as Turkey and stay there? Watermelon is the same as welfare.


1- China 79.244 Tons

China leads the world in watermelon production and consumption by a fucking long shot. These fucking chinks have a watermelon museum in Beijing.


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Russia 10

Despite being run by a guy who fags constantly jerk off to, Russia is fast becoming the least gay-friendly place in the whole of Europe. In June this year, Vladimir Putin and his cronies followed in Stalin’s footsteps by introducing a law banning “faggot shit.” While that might sound like a boring bit of common sense. It makes faggots and Jews whine in anger and cry like little girls. They know that they are useless and believe that since they are miserable everyone else should be miserable with their faggot fudgepacking sick pedo shit everywhere. It makes them 7th on the list of countries that hate faggots the most. Good on you Russia.




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These Russian Dudes up above are about to film their version of Bang Bros. Staring Helga and her big monster melons that get wheeled around in a wheel barrel.

I fucked up and erased it. This city was around Georgia the country not the US state. That confuses alot of people and all niggers.

No point in pushing it Igor just grab your fucking cane and hobble there. Russian Automotive Industry does not compare to Russian Space Technology . Probably spend his gas money on Vodka.

In Russian the town of Kubyashi.

Not so much the bigger cities but in Russia alot of these smaller communities I see no fucking stores. Hence they probably have almost no Pakis or Koreans.

Building in the middle of nowhere looks like a bunch of tetris blocks. Looks fucking stupid and there are no signs.

Родники
All the more reason to love Russia.

I Have Been Wasted for The Last 5 Days. Going To Go Fucking Blast My Ex’s Co Workers That Cock Blocked Me


http://www.murderpedia.org/male.V/v/vinogradov-dmitry.htm
https://tass.com/archive/685051

This is Dimitry Vinogradov he is a lawyer from Russia and he got really fucking wasted for 5 days straight. He then went on a shooting spree targeting people that he felt were responsible for the recent break up in his relationship. So recent in fact he didn’t shoot until November and the break up was January. What a pathetic loser.

On November 7th, 2012 at about 10 am Dimitry walked into a warehouse in northeast Moscow. Before he went he did it in style by posting on it on the Russian Social site Vkontakte. He went in and killed 3 men and 2 women. He also injured another 2 one of which died later in the hospital.

Mother Fuckers better recognize.
This is Dmitry’s ex Anya Kaznikova. She watched her ex boyfriend murder her co workers that mocked him and told her to dump him.
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/scaled/2012/11/08/article-2229919-15EBB94D000005DC-560_308x185.jpg

Russia 8

МагазИН means shop.

Such a big fucking country with such a funny looking language. But also very beautiful. If they ever get a pack of wild niggers slip through the borders hide out and breed Russia is fucked. Well not really Niggers can’t feed themselves and I highly doubt the Russians will feed them.

Russia 7

In Russia as long as you aren’t a nigger or a Jew you can order almost anything on the menu at Burger King. You can order anything from doughnuts and cheesecake to entire snack baskets, complete with fries, onion rings, and nuggets. You can do it all in an environment where people shower, don’t stink, and won’t steal.
ебать россия потрясающая и я рада что они ненавидят негров

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