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Slut Madison Wins. Pilot Pete Still Sleeps At Moms In His Big Boy Airplane Bed

Throughout The Bachelor Season 24, Barbara (Peter’s Poise Pad Model Mother who paid for his big boy airplane bed) looked like a bitch when she cried about her failure of a sons stupid choices. Essentially, the Weber hooker depends queen mother was the star of Peter’s version of a joke of a life. And made his mother realize that Peter was for sure the wad of cum that she should of swallowed.

Madison has a smirk on her face because she is squeezing Chris Harrison’s jizz in her ass by pinching the cheeks together

In The Bachelor Season 24, Episode 11 Barbara meets Peter’s final two — Madison and Hannah Ann Sluss. Then by the end, Big Bad Barbara gets a wet spot in her depends over the little slut Hannah Ann. However, she is concerned with the possibility of that fucking skank bag Madison wanting to change her sons diapers outside of his big boy room with his big boy airplane bed. As the couple’s lifestyles don’t exactly match up with her being a crack head hooker and him a mentally retarded child who believes he is a pilot. As we know, Madison is very slutty often taking on multiple cocks at the same time and bathing in semen. Meanwhile, Peter still plays with lego. Remember he’s the guy who got caught jerking off to farm animals with Chris Harrison a few times. But even so, Madison told Peter’s dad and his faggot equally as retarded and gay brother Jack Off that blow jobs are the same price for them as anybody else on the street. Firm.

Chris Winesteined both these bitches.

After Madison leaves, Barbara breaks down goes into her purse and grabs her glock. She tells Peter that Madison isn’t there for him and that bitch will get hers soon. Then she vouches for Hannah Ann, nothing she can see just how much the methfreak slut with the brain of a 4 year old who believes she is on a real show loves him. “Hannah Ann loves you with all her heart. Don’t let her go. Bring her home to us, so your father and brother can jerk off to her” Barbara says. “We will welcome her with hot loads because Grandpa and Uncle John will be there. She’s a dream come true. God has placed her there for you, and that’s what love stories are made of.” And in a confessional, Barbara says, “Madison’s a fucking skank. But Hannah Ann is an angel on earth.”

Regardless, Peter instantly cried at his mom “You are a poopie head,” he says. “I want to go home NOW.” He admits he only wants Madison more than anything. After The Bachelor aired Barabara’s yeast infectionous cries, host Chris Harrison took the time to take a poll. He asked fans whether Barbara was a fat pig with a fucking loser son and if she should still abort his ass with Plan B. The live audience all agreed get rid of the fag. However, this wasn’t exactly the case on social media. Most fans said Hanna Ann had a better porn movie than Madison..


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The Bachelor” is keeping viewers wondering what the fuck is going on right up until the very last moment, again. Monday’s episode, the first of a two-part finale, delivered laughs and ended with Peter Weber torn between Hannah Ann Sluts and Madison“I can’t believe people are stupid enough to believe I am a virgin” Prewett. Calling it the “hardest boner of his life,” Weber said he was in love with Chris Harrison.

Peter’s mom and dad bought him an airplane bed when he was 8. He still claims he flies planes and sleeps in that bed at his moms house to this day. And he is almost 30!! Good on You Pete!

The episode was set in Australia, where Weber’s faggot family went to laugh and masterbate to the two finalists and help him with his “final rose” bullshit, which for most would be a no brainer but this is fucking Peter. Sluts met with his family first.”I want you to know how big of a fucking loser your son is” she told Weber’s whore bag mom, who after spending time together called Sluts “a dirty cum bucket.”Prewett, who is saving herself for marriage and expressed her disappointment to Weber when he revealed to her in a previous episode that he fucked Chris Harrison in the ass for a whole weekend, met with his family next.Weber’s father raised questions about why Peter would wait to fuck Madison when Hanna would fuck him when ever he wanted? Prewett acknowledged they had some key differences.Later in the episode, viewers finally learned why Weber’s mom was crying in recent promos for the show. That bitch Madison stole her Maxi pads.

Hannah Ann loves to smoke meth alot and always has the hook ups from sucking dealers dicks nightly. Don’t let her go. Don’t let her go. Bring her home,” she tearfully said of Sluts, making her tampon brand preference clear.The following day, Prewett and her stupid looking fucking eyelashes decided to end things with Weber and leaves.”I think a lot of things have been brought more into focus over the past day or so — like how small your fucking pathetic dick is, when it comes to marriage, when it comes to Peter and his faggot brother Jack-off playing wiener swords, when it comes to lifestyle,” Prewett said. By the end of the episode, Weber was left feeling like scoring some crack. This episode was cool also as you got an in depth look at Peter’s ultra fucking faggot family. Which consists of his bitch mother, faggot father (who also claims to be a pilot), and equally as stupid looking little faggot brother Jack-off. Peter and his younger brother Jack-off grew up masterbating outside of old folks homes.


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Victoria F. Not Given A Rose Due To Political Beliefs

Believes Jewish Producers outed her due to her stating facts about Niggers and their lame existence.

After eight weeks of dating multiple sluts who either are trying to further their acting careers or are stupid enough to think the Bachelor is real, Peter Weber went from three to two skanks on the March 2 episode of The Bachelor. Leaving Fantasy Suite Week, Peter had only two roses to give out to represent who would make it to the finale. Victoria F. wasn’t offered one of those final flowers, but since she seemed to be going strong with the pilot, some might wonder why Peter sent Victoria F. home on The Bachelor, but it is most likely because she is either to embarrassing to bring back to his parents, or he really wants to fuck Madison. Here’s a recap of what went down leading up to her dramatic goodbye. The most logic theory though one beyond the audience is the Jews got mad at her for strongly opposing the existence of living among niggers and her flat out holocaust denial.

Peter invited his final threeVictoria F., Hannah Ann, and Madison — to Australia for Fantasy Suite Week. The episode typically represents a huge step in the relationship, as it’s the first opportunity the lead has to spend some true alone time (no cum dodging allowed) with his contestants on an overnight final fuck date. While this week is typical for Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons, this season was different: All three remaining contestants stayed at the same whore house while they rotated date nights, rather than living in separate housing like normal. At the start of Victoria’s Fantasy Suite date, Peter addressed last week’s hometown incident. “I like that you are a whore … I see your ugly puke looking vagina that smells though and I have to think hard about being with you for a long time,” he told her. And although there were a few tears in the evening portion of their stupid sad excuse of a date, it seemed to go well. Victoria opened up to him about her past relationship, and how every lover she has ever had including in pre school had a bigger cock than Peter.

Of course, looking back on things, Peter sending Victoria F. home might not be too shocking; her Bachelor journey was riddled with drama. First there was the Joey Gladstone incident, during which she revealed she’d dated Gladstone after the Jack Ass Want to Be Comedian serenaded her and Peter on a one-on-one date. In addition to a few other emotionally heated moments, Peter’s ex showed up during Hometown Week to vocalize some strong concerns about Victoria, and Victoria was so offended when he brought it up that Peter never actually met her family which is good as she is an orphan.

Peter sent Victoria to Jail where she is going for denying the Holocaust

That said, Peter and Victoria always seemed to work through their tough situations, and lots of losers really believed Victoria could have won, so her departure was surprising to some fans, especially since Madison seemingly walked off in the Feb. 24 episode. Plus Victoria would suck cock at the snap of a finger, So what the fuck gives? When Madison returned for the rose ceremony, however, she was offered a rose alongside Hannah Ann, and Victoria was sent home. Taking Victoria aside, Peter said: “Your box stinks and the Jews that run this show want you out. You are interfering with how the Jews want to kill white people off, I am sorry I work for ZOG producers now.” With a tear running down her cheek, Victoria said she “misses Adolph Hitler” but Peter begged her to believe in a return of sanity to the people. After a few brief words, Peter escorted her to the departing police van. “I am going to munch on so much muff in Prison,” she said eagerly as the van drove away. Now, Peter has Hannah Ann and Madison as his final two sluts. Audiences can watch the final weeks of his journey unfold when The Bachelor continues on Mondays at 8 p.m. ET on PornHub Pay Per View 2020.


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Despite having to use a vibrator to compensate for Peter’s small Penis. Hanna Ann Still wants to win over the other whores.

Three skanks left for Peter to choose. Last week, faggot bachelor Peter Weber survived a round-robin of meet the fucking parents, and chose to continue his journey with three women: Madison who although fucking every guy all through high school and college claims to be a virgin), Hannah Ann Sluts (who he fucked and she had to use her vibrator to get off) and Victoria Fuller (who is just a nasty cum bucket altogether). After sending Kelsey Weier home because she gave shitty head and he already fucked her sisters and mother, Weber was both upset by the elimination and excited about his final three. However, the moment was short lived because Madison pulled him aside to tell him he better not fuck the other sluts. “So what are you saying? If I were to stick my shaft in Victoria’s asshole for a few hour, that’s not something that you would want to watch on my iphone later?” Weber said. Madison stayed silent letting her coke high mellow out for an uncomfortable few seconds before Weber piped back up to say, “I won’t fuck any other women just men?” as his fingers were crossed the whole time behind his back.

Is Madison a Load Spitter?

Weber didn’t give a shit what that bitch Madison had to say, he didn’t want it to get her in the friend zone as he still wanted to fuck her skank ass soon. Weber did ask Madison to clarify if she would join in with a threesome with either Hanna Ann Victoria or both. Peter even said he would bang Maddie with his father if she would like. To this she replied that she “in no way” would her pussy ever touch his little noodle dick unless he bought the GOOD kind of Viagra.

Reflecting on how the other two women have already swallowed his load, Weber questioned if Madison was a load spitter because she has not said as much to him thus far nor gave and indication of preference. This made the impending trip to Afghanistan all the more anti-semetic — especially when it was revealed that, for the first time in recent ‘Bachelor’ history, one of the contestants may actually have a small ounce of respect for a jew. Just a little bit like .0000001% But it is still the most in world history and quite a weird feat for the show.

Weber wasted no time diving right into his first piece of ass, though — with Sluts. First she rode his pole and then they sat down in a restaurant and sat by a nigger couple so that when the bill came they could blame the niggers for theft, At which Sluss said she could not stomach food with the sight of niggers around her. She said “they are so fucking ugly(niggers) and the stink” (as she shivered). The two retired to the penthouse suite together where they fucked but Hanna wasn’t that satisfied as her vibrator ran out of battery power to compensate for Peter’s shortcomings. while Fuller and Madison discussed how big the coke lines are that they snort off of their dealers cock is. Madison admitted she is a massive cock loving cum slut and just lying about being a virgin on the show. She also said she would never let a fucking loser like Peter penetrate her for anything.

Peter fucked Victoria next. He fucked her in the ass as the condoms kept slipping off and he is worried she may have some non white in her so he didn’t want mud kids. This made the next part awesome. Victoria walked into the room after fucking Peter. And Madison and Hanna Ann were sitting on the couch. Victoria ran up to Madison Spread her ass cheeks and pussy. Stuck them in Madison’s face and danced and laughed and said “Smell my ass and pussy” Then she did a fist pump and yelled “Winning”. Then sat in a chair looking all proud of herself and then Madison stormed of crying.

Madison and Peter then went on a shitty date and Madison said she wouldn’t be able to accept a proposal if Weber had fucked with the other women. “I just can’t wrap my mouth around that faggots cock, in a week from now, if it tastes like shit from Chris Harrison’s Asshole,” she said. Weber then returned the honesty and told Madison that he frequents male bath houses with his father. “I 100% can see you and I together at the end in a bath house,” he said. “But I have to be honest with you, coming into this week I could see that with other dudes too, lots of other dudes like a cock forest of trees that I run into and my asshole is a dart board for their penis’s, too. I hate that you don’t want to get a penis and have fun too.” Madison walked away from the table. But Weber soon followed her and asked her not to walk away. “I know I’m gay too — I’m an hairy man bumhole assaholic,” he said, but he could still see them “together forever i his gay male bathhouse with his dad.” When Madison left Peter went up to the Suite by himself. He rented gay porno on the video box and jerked off the whole fucking night until his wrist was too sore to go on.


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His first stop was Knoxville, Tennessee to visit Hannah Ann’s family. Hannah Ann greeted Peter on a rainy day and realized how fucking pathetic of a loser Peter is. Last week, she gave him a note that detailed all the supplies she needs to manufacture crystal meth and that she’s falling in love with a real man but needs him for his parents basement to cook meth.

At her parents’ house, Peter met her mother, father, and sister. Hannah Ann’s sister is a feature adult actress in the Lesbian Pool party series films and her parents look so fucking cracked out. Her father though, had a hard time hiding the fact that he was thinking of sucking Peter’s cock and balls the whole time. He kept his lips pursed despite the fact that Hannah Ann and Peter talked about how badly the log of shit Hanna Ann produced on their date stunk like her fathers breath and her mother muff.

Peter’s second stop was Des Moines, Iowa to visit Kelsey. They started off by smoking some of the biggest crack rocks Peter had ever seen. It was awesome. Peter is definitely attracted to her when he is high as a kite, but does their relationship go deeper? Before they went to meet her slutty cock sucker of a mother, Kelsey told Peter that she got AIDS from Elton John. He didn’t say anything in return at first, but he laughed, winked at her over a candle light meal and said you got that from me. And then they kissed.

He fucked her sisters, mother as her stepfather watched while jerking off with tissues and vaseline on the couch. They shared White Castle Burgers together and were very welcoming to Peter’s loads. Kelsey’s mother said that it takes a lot for Kelsey to oragsm and she knows that Peter’s magical dildo is so special to her. She is concerned about Kelsey getting lured back by her ex boyfriend, Canadian Paul Bernardo.


In Auburn, Alabama, Madison took Peter to the nigger liberal daycare first to see where her father works and to have some fun on the basketball court. They got a special video message from Charles Barkley and the coach met them to put them through a few drills. Since Peter is part way of playing a nigger sport? Rape is also a nigger sport? He may be on to something here.

Madison’s parents welcomed them by giving “Maddie” the “special plate” at dinner. When someone gets the “special plate” everyone around the table has to jerk off on their food. After a toast with whiskey, they broke off to have some conversations with Madison’s parents. Her father said that he wouldn’t give a blessing to Peter until he gives him some money for drugs. He knows for sure that he wants to fuck Madison senseless probably on his bed too, while they both laugh and Peter jizzes over his toothbrush. He flat out asked Peter if “he knows” where he can find a reliable guy to off his wife. Madison is not yet sure if she and Peter are on the same asshole width for Madison’s fathers special dildo collection.


They saved the best for last, Victoria F. and her hometown of Virginia Beach. She introduced Peter to her dog on the beach. As she jumped into Peter’s arms, they hugged then Peter grabbed a shotgun and blew her dogs fucking head off. Then, they took pictures of Peters dick in her mouth with Victoria giving a thumbs up next to the dead dog and blood on them. They shared the pictures on facebook and instagram. They had an ice cream on the boardwalk, and took a walk laughing well smoking more meth. She led him to a nearby bar and Johnny Rebel was there doing a concert for them! This was a step up from the awkwardness of the Back Street Boys concert. Peter is a huge fan so he was super happy. Unfortunately, that was short lived when he pooped his pants again.

A girl named Janet Reno that Peter used to date approached him, said she knew Victoria, and he needs to be careful. She said, “I don’t think you deserve what you’re on a date with right now,” she said. Janet said that she used to be friends with her, but there has been many relationships broken up because of her. Peter was completely shocked as he wasn’t paying too much attention to it as he was squeezing his ass cheeks together to prevent more shit from leaking out..

As Victoria stood outside a house the show producers rented, waiting for Peter, her family or actors paid by the jewish network awaited his arrival anxiously inside. Peter told Victoria that Janet told him that she had sex with Hulk Hogan. Victoria was flabbergasted and said she was “drunk” and said “So what Peter you fucked him too”. Then she said that he was accusing her of things, and that he decided that what Janet said was more important than meeting her rented family.  And the producers didn’t want to pay the actors over time.

The next morning, Peter felt horny. Victoria visited him at his hotel room and wanted to suck him off for 5 bucks as she needed smokes. He told her that he can’t continually deal with someone who is going to fuck other dudes with out letting him join in. Victoria cried and said she’s trying hard, and she can’t walk away from him, until she gets some smokes, or meth. He said, “But you kind of owe me a blow job for smoking that crack I stole from that blonde bitch Kelsey. You know the one that you steal Tampons from?.” She told him that if he doesn’t want to continue with her, she’ll fucking cut his balls off and grind them up slowly in a blender. Then she will dice them in milk and serve them to his Tom Selleck want to be fucking father as a milkshake.


Peter has sex with his parents on a nightly family fuck train. Thats why he still lives at home. Plus he is the family caboose.

In an interview with Boy Squirt Magazine back in December 2019, Weber admitted that he still hasn’t left the nest, but he isn’t ashamed of it, he says he is more ashamed of having such a small dick. “I do, and I’m owning it. It’s all good especially when I wake up with my dad’s old balls in my mouth before coffee,” he said. However, if he does end up finding some bitch, he does plan on kicking his future wives ass violently one day for burning the toast.

Weber further addressed the matter during a stop on KKKFM No Nigger Radio this week. “I think what a lot of people have to realize is I come from a fucking homosexual ass fuck first family. Gay Ass Pounding culture is a little bit different than the normal people culture, and it’s not unusual for family to bath in each others shit, piss, jizz, and other bodily fluids.” However, Weber revealed he only plans on staying there for a couple more months so he can start his own bath house. With the help of the proceeds he got from selling the nigger batchelorettes to slave owners.


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Victoria F From The Bachelor

Victoria use to fuck her dog all the time but got rid of it because the dog was black and she is racist.

Bachelor Nation is spiraling over Victoria’s many cool controversies, and if you’re feeling left out of the faggot cross dressing homo loop in your Bachelor Nation group chat, it’s cool, we know your a pathetic loser since you are watching it and have time to read this shit. Here’s what’s up with Victoria, and why she is known for being better than that faggot Pete in every way possible.

Victoria Caught A Rare Form Of Anal Herpes While In A Sexual Relationship with Dwight Yokam in China last Summer

I mean, this alone isn’t a bad thing, but the way this info came to light was…not so great. On a stupid episode of The Bachelor, Peter took Victoria out for a quick fucking shag date so she could be serenaded by a special musical guest to moisten her dirty crotch up. And who does that guest happen to be? None other than Dwight Yokam, Victoria’s ex-boyfriend. Dwight the fucking stud Yokam! Pete was left out of the loop that night and we thought Victoria F would get booted. Especially after Pistol Pete seen her Riding Dwights Long Wiener in the sunset all night long. But Pete is determined to keep her so he could explore her gaping vaginal canyon.

Victoria is 25 and from Virginia Beach. It’s not…totally clear what her profession is? Some say she steals Unicef boxes from local stores others say she sucks cock others say Yokam is still fronting her bill.

Victoria F was under rumor that she did modelling for a clothing line called “White Lives Matter” Which enraged the Jews and Niggers as much as sending a nigger off the show. Victoria F said she wasn’t sure if she did anything like that. She also added who fucking cares what a bunch of niggers think?


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Pete had to remind Natasha that White People Pay For their Meals And Don’t Run Out When The Tab Comes

Fans of ‘The Bachelor’ are not happy with its latest break up. Peter Weber sent that useless ugly nigger that never spoke home after finally giving her just one piece of fried chicken throughout her entire time in the mansion. “I think Natasha got lost going to the cotton field. He waited way too long, put 2 other girls before her and literally just kept her around to make niggers think they are equal in society to real humans” said a fan, adding, “I honestly believe he kept her just for someone to blame his farts on and wasn’t serious about her at all. That’s acceptable. Sorry not sorry #TheBachelor. We have to remind niggers they are niggers right away and not let them get their hopes up” 

Another fan agreed that it was because Peter was actually never into an ugly piece of broken farm equipment. “Let’s be honest, Peter was never interested in Natasha or any other jigaboo for that matter. Why must #TheBachelor keep recruiting niggers to be on the show for men that aren’t interested animals and only want human being mates?” tweeted another. A third one said, “Why string Natasha along if he was going to buy a brand new John Deere 9000 Tractor to pick cotton anyway? Yikes. I even saw that coming. That was so pointless, the new tractors are so nice I can’t fucking blame Pete. #TheBachelor” 

Natasha’s time in the house has been riddled with stolen silverware, banana peels left everywhere, and her negro stench. She was the voice of Watermelons and always talked about Black Lives Matter, leading her to be one of the laughing stock niggers this season. While fans had speculated that she was a ex convict who escaped jail and wanted to plant the drama to get the black votes, fans seem to feel she was treated like the stupid nigger she deserved to be treated like.. 

Pete Gave Natasha A Type Of Super Crack/Cocaine Which He Thought Would Make Her Run Faster And Steal TV’s Better. No It just still made her a useless nigger.

Peter picking up the watermelon slice then not giving it to Natasha was one of the funniest fuckkking things I’ve ever seen. This guy rules. #TheBachelor #KKK #MAKAMERICAGREATAGAIN,” tweeted a fan. Another said, “I knew Natasha was going home to Africa. The sheboon gorilla ape lady hardly ever makes it to the hometowns #TheBachelor”. Tweeted another, “Color me nigger. Peter is sending Natasha home to Africa #TheBachelor”


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He is holding in a fart in that picture.

It’s the world of the Internet we can find out anything about anyone. Here are some tid bits I dug up while doing some research on three of them.


Megan the 26 year old flight attendant from San Francisco…….Not Exactly

Its been a rocky battle with addiction. Step by step. Day by day.

We all know they build people up a little bit on a show and they did that just a tad with Megan too. Flight attendant not quite. In reality she has never been on an airplane or an airport. She is from San Francisco but took the greyhound. She was shooting up meth, speed, and heroin a few weeks before the show started. One of her prostitution clients is a Mexican janitor named Jose at CBS studios. Megan needed money and these reality shows are desperate for contestants. She is using methadone while filming the Bachelor and with her winnings wants to move into an alley or under a bridge in the Bay area or Fresno.


Kylie is a 26 year old entertainment sales associate from Santa Monica, California. Not exactly

Kylie depends financially on the income she gets from tampon commercials.

Kylie’s lie isn’t all that bad as she is in entertainment to an extent. She did never specify but she is an out of work commercial actress. She specializes in products for feminine relief. She got the gig from constant visits to her doctor and all the flaming itchy shit that goes on in her sewage box. She likes playing softball and wants her dream vacation to be in Africa so she can get AIDS and Ebola before being gang raped by some stick nigger with a bone stuck in its nose.


Courtney is a 26 year old make up girl from Florida. Not exactly.

Lori Loughlin needs to check her white privilege at the door. How did she pull this off. Make up does alot and she caked it on her lying fucking face. This is a new fucking low. First she scams to get her kid into school. Then she scams to win Peters heart. I bet her whole goal is to have a bunch of babies with Pete and get them all into school with fake grades. Doing stuff like that is as much an addiction as gambling, crack, and global warming. Shame on you Lori! Shame on you! Greta will see you soon you liar.


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Champagne Gate

Hannah Ann’s on the right. That is her reaction after finding out what she was drinking was yeast and quim from Kelsey’s vagina. I thought she would of liked it more.

What a Monday it’s been in Bachelor Nation! It’s just the second episode and sluts are already acting like well fucking whores. This week on the ‘The Bachelor’, something that has been dubbed as ChampagneGate has come into existence.

After their date went shitty in the last episode thanks to Peter Weber’s ex bitch Hannah Brown showing up, Kelsey from Des Moines decided to give Peter a blow job with a bottle of champagne from her pussy juices and moldy yeast crust. She sets up a cute spot near the used shit covered condoms box is in the Bachelor mansion to surprise Pete when the two spend time together. However, what she doesn’t anticipate is a mix-up when she went to change her diaper after she pooped her self again.

Hannah Ann goes to spend time with Peter to try to sniff his juicy fart. Then at the same spot that Kelsey had set up the bottle and with just one pop, sends Kelsey into a period like rage. She actually perioded all over the back room and dressing room in anger. As it turns out, there was another bottle of champagne somewhere in the mansion for Peter and Hannah Ann but she went and conveniently popped the one that belonged to that Iowan Slut bag Kelsey. 

All the emotional upheaval has also taken Kelsey from being a someone Peter just wants to Fuck and Chuck to “unbearable”. “Not sure I can take another week of Kelsey’s anal leakage all over the floor here. But I’m sure they will set up #ChampagneGate for an elimination 2-on-1 date with Hannah Ann,” said Vladimir Putin the shows biggest loyal fan not only from Russia but anywhere. Another Famous fan OJ Simpson said”Kelsey deserved the champagne in her face like rape from me after her reaction to Hannah Ann opening it”

Kelsey is going to be drinking Hanna Ann’s liquid shit with corn in it out of that cup like soup eventually. Hanna Ann is pissed. Hanna Ann Slutts is 23 and from Tennessee. She says she is a model so I assume she lives with her parents and dropped out of college.

Kelsey Queer is 28 and from Iowa. It says she works in clothes so I am assuming she is a walmart employee.


Bachelor 24: Pete’s Shit Stinks. But it Glitters Also

In this picture Pete made poop in his big boy pants after eating pills that make your shit sparkle pretty.
Pete Weber is a commercial pilot as a hobby and joke. He smuggles these pills in from Ecuador.

Peter Weber is a fucking faggot who claims to be a pilot and he also sells sex toys to senior citizens on the Home Shopping Channel for meth money. Pete was a contestant on the 15th season of The Bachelorette.

He was eliminated in week 9. When he stormed off set after all the girls laughed about his small penis that is covered in Cauliflower warts. He got it from a nigger hooker while barebacking her over a dumpster in Atlantic City when he was drunk with Hannah.

He was announced as the Bachelor for the 24th season of The Bachelor on September 17, 2019. The Jew producers main goal as having Pistol Pete as the star of the Bachelor is he is such a fucking loser. Liam Steinberg producer said “Even Jews know they are better looking than Peter he is an insperation”. Another producer some nigger named Jamal Washingtonchicken said “Pete’s raunch Body odor makes us brothas smell like spring breeze, Pete be cool to the African community” Jamal also added.

While filming in San Jose, Costa Rica, on October 7, 2019, Chris Harrison “split Pete’s face wide open” after talking shit about his mom while holding two cocks in his hands. He was immediately rushed to a hospital that was two hours away. At the end of the ordeal, he left the hospital and Chris Harrison laughed his fucking ass off.

Airline pilot impersonator Peter Weber caught the attention of Adult Film Starlet  Hannah Brown and all of America the first night they fucked, stepping out of the limo with Pete’s load still in her mouth. While Peter seemed like a homosexual at first glance, it became clear this charming man in uniform could lead and host the next gay pride parade in Hollywood. The passion between A mans hairy sweaty asshole and Peter was undeniable.

Hannah fully supports Petes homosexuality and will be ready to help him when he gets his surgery to become Rebecca.

After expressing his love to transgendered people everywhere, all of America was left shocked and heartbroken with Hannah’s reaction of enjoyment in watching Pete take long stiff rods up his asshole for money and pleasure. Returning home from a gay bath house, Peter was forced to confront his parents and to their surprise they loved his movies and jerked off to them frequently. Now, Peter is back with HIV to take his revenge outon all the bitches that laughed at his warty cock and balls. The Bachelor, premiering in January 2020 is premiering on the Faggot Channel at 9.

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