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Yo Dawg. I’m about to Jack Yo Ride

Violent crime such as armed carjacking, burglary, car theft, and mugging is common, it occurs when you are around niggers that aren’t with their slave owners, mostly in Manzini, Mbabane and rural areas. Avoid walking in these areas after dark or with out an AK-47 and other proper nigger repelling devices. The niggers tend to blend into the night due to their dark skin. So make sure that your nostrils are clear enough to know when one of these stinky fucking apes is coming near you. So you don’t fall victim to nigger crime. Most niggers (if not all) in Swaziland carry HIV the virus that causes AIDS. Crime rates tend to increase ahead of and during Watermelon Days Festivals.

Too easy to caption lol

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10- Thailand 531


9- Indonesia 542

5 minutes after this photo was taken some big chinks took this dude into the woods dragged him in there and did lord knows what with him.

It is unknown if this dorks cart is recognized by KFC. Fuck I would be wondering if thats even chicken that guy is eating.


8- Australia 632

In Australia KFC opened the world’s first drive thru only restaurant in 2013. Who cares. A place for niggers to go after they car jack you.


7- Canada 634

In Canada KFC is spelt PFK to honor the Paki immigrants that work and shit in the chicken buckets there.


6- Malaysia 638

This location is in Kuala Lumpur. It is also a make shift animal shelter.


5- South Africa 828

Racist KFC Builds a fence to keep the niggers out. The Evil White Mans Chicken Apartheid rages on in South Africa.


4- United Kingdom 842

The police are urging niggers to stop calling 911 in to report that KFC has run out of chicken.

The national “KFC crisis” has seen over half of the fast food chain’s 900 UK outlets close across the country. Link Here its no fucking joke.


3- Japan 1,147


2- United States Of America 4,232

More niggers die at KFC restaurants in America daily from gun shot wounds than the lard from the fried chicken and gravy. Thats enough for Trump to celebrate with a Mega Meal as he says fuck you to the American Nigger Community and burns Greta with Pollution all in the same great moment.


1- China 5,039

With all that shit going on with corona virus and shit in China it is a mystery what those fucking zipperheads eat. I would take a bullet to the head before I would place an item of food from there in or near my mouth.


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Slovakia

Not to be confused with Suekvlaka, the fat Greek prostitute from the island of Lesbos, Slovakia is a pure Islam free paradise in Europe with beautiful white women, beer, and hockey. Oh and lots of pork. The Slovakian Army is going to build a pork bomb to keep stinky Muslims out to keep their great culture.

No kidding, this country is actually pretty interesting, thanks in large part to its abundance of caves and castles and a great legend athlete in Zdeno Chara. Fun fact: It has less rape than anywhere else in the world. Fun fact: There are no blacks, jews, or muslims in the country. Coincidence? We at Ortons Blog think not.






KFC Land

KFC Land has 4 locations in the United States. Detroit, Harlem. Inglewood. and Camden. Future locations are in consideration. They tried KFC Land Africa back in 2010 in Kinshasa Congo but it had to close due to the fact that the chickens kept eating the negros not the other way around. Then the chickens got poisoned with the West Nile virus. And AIDS. And had a bad taste of listening to rap music and dating fat white women named Moniqua. I could go on and on but you get the hint.

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Bernice has been working at the KFC land in Camden, New Jersey for 13 years now. He knows a thing or 2 about herding negros and monitoring their chicken intake. If there is one thing Bernice knows it is Chicken and Negros. He use to work at a KFC and spent time in jail. So he has more experience around negros than real negros do themselves.

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Don’t forget to hit one of the KFC outlets on the compound on “All Your Black Ass Can Eat Night”. Cost is your neighbors bicycle.

After the hunt. Young niglets get rewarded for a job well done. After the feast they all flock to Chuck E. Cheese. Where a nig can be a nig.

The victim

Fog horn is easy for the negros to hunt at night as he can not see them. I know what you are thinking. Why can’t the chicken smell the stinky groids. Foghorn like all the chickens on the ranches and lands are immune to the smell. He lives in his own shit too. Some chickens have got smart and attached job applications to deter the enemies. But some bootlips like Steve Urkle have figured out it is just a rouse. Once another spade sees Urkle try this it is bound to try it eventually.
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Visit one of the many fine cimenas on the compounds. Do not forget the feature presentation and don’t forget the popcorn chicken. Don’t worry they play a few clips from Roots before and after the movie to keep it less hostile in there.

Bank Robberies

What a name for a job or what you do. That would be like a negro having the name Hates Chicken. Or HIV Negative.
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Bank robber steals $10,000 from Wells Fargo in Florida and takes dough with him to Kentucky Fried Chicken

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/bank-robber-steals-10-000-takes-loot-kentucky-fried-chicken-article-1.3514090 Is it really a fucking surprise? This fucking rocket scientist looking ape robbed a bank in Florida. Then he went directly to KFC where the cops busted him. Well gee I would of assumed he went to a museum or health food store.

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