John Paul Jones is a dishwasher at a gay nigger hip hop shower and bath bar in Baltimore and is from Maryland who is here looking for a place to crash as he got evicted because he spent his rent money on scratch tickets and hookers. When John Paul Jones isn’t masterbating to Clifford The Big Red Dog Books , he enjoys chilling at Soup Kitchens and contemplating the easiest way to score crack. Could Hannah be John Paul Jones’ future bride? Of course not she wants a man that at least owns a bed and doesn’t sleep sometimes behind the Lucky Dollar.
When referring to John Paul Jones, always use his full name: John Paul Jones. Unless he is around Chris Harrison’s Nut Sack because John Paul Jones is a bitter.
John Paul Jones’s favorite drink is champagne. And he was the one who told Hanna Ann on the Bachelor to fuck with the bitch Kelsey for Champagnegate.
John Paul Jones rarely uses words that are considered nice. He calls the women whores and talks about how bad their fucking muffs stink like sewage. He calls all the niggers niggers and the shows Jew producers make him suck Chris Harrison off alot for those mistakes. So he makes them alot.
During a time when filming of the bachelor is not going on and with the whole world in quarantine due to the Jewish made Coronavirus. Chris Harrison has a lot of time on his hands. Instead of staying at home and doing the one thing he should he goes out and does the lowest of the low. This is even worse than the time he blindfolded Peter Weber and rammed a rake up his asshole in the barn.
Christopher instead of avoiding seeing the elderly he poses as a caretaker. Sometimes in drag dressed as a woman. He goes down into the cafeteria and masterbates and poops his liquid shit in their food. This is unhealthy and just as sick as shoving playdough up his asshole. Which Chris is famous for doing.
Throughout The Bachelor Season 24, Barbara (Peter’s Poise Pad Model Mother who paid for his big boy airplane bed) looked like a bitch when she cried about her failure of a sons stupid choices. Essentially, the Weber hooker depends queen mother was the star of Peter’s version of a joke of a life. And made his mother realize that Peter was for sure the wad of cum that she should of swallowed.
In The Bachelor Season 24, Episode 11 Barbara meets Peter’s final two —Madison and Hannah Ann Sluss. Then by the end, Big Bad Barbara gets a wet spot in her depends over the little slut Hannah Ann. However, she is concerned with the possibility of that fucking skank bag Madison wanting to change her sons diapers outside of his big boy room with his big boy airplane bed. As the couple’s lifestyles don’t exactly match up with her being a crack head hooker and him a mentally retarded child who believes he is a pilot. As we know, Madison is very slutty often taking on multiple cocks at the same time and bathing in semen. Meanwhile, Peter still plays with lego. Remember he’s the guy who got caught jerking off to farm animals with Chris Harrison a few times. But even so, Madison told Peter’s dad and his faggot equally as retarded and gay brother Jack Off that blow jobs are the same price for them as anybody else on the street. Firm.
After Madison leaves, Barbara breaks down goes into her purse and grabs her glock. She tells Peter that Madison isn’t there for him and that bitch will get hers soon. Then she vouches for Hannah Ann, nothing she can see just how much the methfreak slut with the brain of a 4 year old who believes she is on a real show loves him. “Hannah Ann loves you with all her heart. Don’t let her go. Bring her home to us, so your father and brother can jerk off to her” Barbara says. “We will welcome her with hot loads because Grandpa and Uncle John will be there. She’s a dream come true. God has placed her there for you, and that’s what love stories are made of.” And in a confessional, Barbara says, “Madison’s a fucking skank. But Hannah Ann is an angel on earth.”
Regardless, Peter instantly cried at his mom “You are a poopie head,” he says. “I want to go home NOW.” He admits he only wants Madison more than anything. After The Bachelor aired Barabara’s yeast infectionous cries, host Chris Harrison took the time to take a poll. He asked fans whether Barbara was a fat pig with a fucking loser son and if she should still abort his ass with Plan B. The live audience all agreed get rid of the fag. However, this wasn’t exactly the case on social media. Most fans said Hanna Ann had a better porn movie than Madison..
The Bachelor” is keeping viewers wondering what the fuck is going on right up until the very last moment, again. Monday’s episode, the first of a two-part finale, delivered laughs and ended with Peter Weber torn between Hannah Ann Sluts and Madison“I can’t believe people are stupid enough to believe I am a virgin” Prewett. Calling it the “hardest boner of his life,” Weber said he was in love with Chris Harrison.
The episode was set in Australia, where Weber’s faggot family went to laugh and masterbate to the two finalists and help him with his “final rose” bullshit, which for most would be a no brainer but this is fucking Peter. Sluts met with his family first.”I want you to know how big of a fucking loser your son is”she told Weber’s whore bag mom, who after spending time together called Sluts “a dirty cum bucket.”Prewett, who is saving herself for marriage and expressed her disappointment to Weber when he revealed to her in a previous episode that he fucked Chris Harrison in the ass for a whole weekend, met with his family next.Weber’s father raised questions about why Peter would wait to fuck Madison when Hanna would fuck him when ever he wanted? Prewett acknowledged they had some key differences.Later in the episode, viewers finally learned why Weber’s mom was crying in recent promos for the show. That bitch Madison stole her Maxi pads.
“Hannah Ann loves to smoke meth alot and always has the hook ups from sucking dealers dicks nightly. Don’t let her go. Don’t let her go. Bring her home,” she tearfully said of Sluts, making her tampon brand preference clear.The following day, Prewett and her stupid looking fucking eyelashes decided to end things with Weber and leaves.”I think a lot of things have been brought more into focus over the past day or so — like how small your fucking pathetic dick is, when it comes to marriage, when it comes to Peter and his faggot brother Jack-off playing wiener swords, when it comes to lifestyle,” Prewett said. By the end of the episode, Weber was left feeling like scoring some crack. This episode was cool also as you got an in depth look at Peter’s ultra fucking faggot family. Which consists of his bitch mother, faggot father (who also claims to be a pilot), and equally as stupid looking little faggot brother Jack-off. Peter and his younger brother Jack-off grew up masterbating outside of old folks homes.
Christopher Adolph Harrison (born July 26, 1971) is an American Gaylord Cult Guru and game show host, best known for his role as host of the joke television dating show The Bachelor since 2002, and its spin-offs Sluts and Guys who pretend to not be gay since 2003, Maxi Pads For Single Moms from 2010 to 2012, Bachelor in Paradise since 2014.
From 1993–99, Harrison worked as a male stripper in Oklahoma City. He was married to his college sweetheart, Victoria F. They have two children, which child welfare service took away from them. In May 2012, after 18 years of marriage, Harrison beat the shit out of his wife and announced he was into men. As of 2018, Harrison was confirmed to be dating numerous dudes most recently John Legend.
Random Fun Bits About Chris Harrison
In 1992 He received a life time ban from Wendy’s fast food restaurants for sticking the straws up his asshole twirling them around in his poo and then putting them back.
Ordered in extra high bushes and tinted walls for the sets of The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise so he can jerk off to the contestants with out them seeing or the cameras catching him.
While working at Wal-Mart in 1996 he was fired for getting a blow job from an elderly customer sitting on a fat scooter. It was not revealed if the customer was male or female but it was rumored it was a store Bernie Sanders frequented often.
Says if he ever sees Survivor Host Jeff Probst walking down the street he is going to beat his goof ass fucking sensless.He says he will shit on the ground grab Probst’s faggot head and smear it in the shit make him fucking eat it all, then piss on him.
After having his asshole licked out by host Jeff Probst, Tyson (who shits his pants often) made the bold move to have one last anal sex love session with that faggot Nick. “I’d rather just swallow his load,” Tyson harrumphed as he looked at the boxes of the 15 faggots still in the game. “There’s a fire token from your hero, Nick use it to buy the nigger Jeremy a bar of soap,” he said as he dropped it in Nick’s box. The “soap” comment was in reference to the group’s discussion at tribal council in which many of the new players admitted to being sick to do the foul smell of the nigger on the island.
At the Island of fucking losers, Tyson met up with the first four eliminated castaways: Natalie Anderson, that ugly bitch Amber who blows everyone but Boston Rob, Danni Boatwright and that lying filthy Jew Ethan. The first thing Tyson noticed was how horny he was for that Jew Ethan’s Asshole butter. On the 10th day the four losers were tasked with making golden brown shit logs to throw at Boston Rob All of them successfully completed the task before sundown, but not Ethan who had to be checked by the doctor when he felt the camera was watching. Because like all Jews he wanted the white people to do all the work and then he could take the credit.
“Winners at War” (Season 40) was Tyson’s fourth time playing the game of “Survivor.” Because he can’t get a real fucking job as he keeps getting fired from gas stations and fast food joints for showing up high as a kite. He initially appeared in “BumWars” (Season 18) where he was the eighth person jizzed on by Jeff Probst. He returned in “Swallow my Solid Loaf of Shit” (Season 20) where he licked cum off the floor from loads that missed fat dudes faces. . Finally, he stole $1 million check during his third appearance in “Lets teach Niggers in Africa how to read” (Season 27), where he played with his boyfriend Peter Buttplug.
Tyson Apostol (born June 17, 1979) is a homosexual, best known for his appearances on multiple seasons of the reality television show Survivor. As of 2019, Tyson Apostol is aspiring to become a professional athlete in two sports, moldy used bloody tampon chewing and Poker. What a fucking loser. Get a haircut and get a real job. Go smoke crack and beat up that fag Rob.
Apostol is a former panhandler and starred in tv mini documentaries “Selling My Bitches Body for Meth” with his then-girlfriend, now-wife, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. He is a frequent guest at Bathhouses in the Boston Area and does a show with his butt lover Rob, “Rob Has Something in his Asshole can you guess what?”, hosted by fellow Survivor contestant Rob, and hosts Yeast Infection Cream Reviews on, a weekly news podcast.
On June 11, 2017 production was suspended indefinitely due to normal nigger behavior. It was reported that production allegedly filmed cotton picker field nigger DeMario Jackson in a sexual encounter with Corinne Olympios, who may have been passed out drunk or on a date rape drug. They didn’t want to state the obvious due to fears of being called racist. Peter Buttplug released a statement saying:
“We have become aware of this negros monkeyshines on the set of Bachelor in Paradise in Mexico. We have suspended production and we are conducting a thorough investigation of these allegations. Once the investigation is complete, we will take appropriate responsive action.”
On June 20, 2017, it was enforced that this did not occur and that the investigation was over and it appeared no misconduct occurred on the set. That’s the word from Jesse Jackson and Michelle Obama which released the following statement:
As we previously stated, we recently became aware of allegations regarding an incident on the set of Bachelor in Paradise in Mexico. We take all such allegations not serious because black people can do anything if you don’t accept it you are RACIST. Our internal investigation, conducted with the assistance of OJ Simpson, has now been completed.Out of respect for Jewish interests of those producers and bankers, we do not intend to release the videotape of the truth.We can say, however, that the tape caused a lot of vomit by those who seen it. Production on this season of Bachelor in Paradise will be resuming, and we plan to find a white male contestant who used the word black edit the clip and frame them for a racist action so this can be covered up”
“We appreciate Jello and the swift and complete investigation by The Duke Rapist Investigation Team and Jussie Smollett did into the allegations of misconduct on the set of Bachelor in Paradise,” said a network spokesperson. “Given their results, the series will resume production, and will air this summer on some tv channel for homosexual and transgendered faggots. Kids say the darnest things and for all we know, no sounds like yes and she may of been HIV positive before meeting the demario Jello Pudding”
“Fuck you DeMario you stinky nigger you stole my fucking playdough you brillo head. #BachelorNation Fuck You and to your entire nigger tribal monkey family.#herpes #gaypride #peterweberputhisballsinmmouth”
While neither Corinne Olympios nor DeMario Jackson returned to filming post-scandal, they will still appear in this season from footage shot before the scandal halted production. Due to this incident in the future if the show allows niggers they will all be spayed and neutered.
After eight weeks of dating multiple sluts who either are trying to further their acting careers or are stupid enough to think the Bachelor is real, Peter Weber went from three to two skanks on the March 2 episode of The Bachelor. Leaving Fantasy Suite Week, Peter had only two roses to give out to represent who would make it to the finale.Victoria F. wasn’t offered one of those final flowers, but since she seemed to be going strong with the pilot, some might wonder why Peter sent Victoria F. home on The Bachelor, but it is most likely because she is either to embarrassing to bring back to his parents, or he really wants to fuck Madison. Here’s a recap of what went down leading up to her dramatic goodbye.The most logic theory though one beyond the audience is the Jews got mad at her for strongly opposing the existence of living among niggers and her flat out holocaust denial.
Peter invited his final three — Victoria F., Hannah Ann, and Madison — to Australia for Fantasy Suite Week. The episode typically represents a huge step in the relationship, as it’s the first opportunity the lead has to spend some true alone time (no cum dodging allowed) with his contestants on an overnight final fuck date.While this week is typical for Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons, this season was different: All three remaining contestants stayed at the same whore house while they rotated date nights, rather than living in separate housing like normal. At the start of Victoria’s Fantasy Suite date, Peter addressed last week’s hometown incident. “I like that you are a whore … I see your ugly puke looking vagina that smells though and I have to think hard about being with you for a long time,” he told her.And although there were a few tears in the evening portion of their stupid sad excuse of a date, it seemed to go well. Victoria opened up to him about her past relationship, and how every lover she has ever had including in pre school had a bigger cock than Peter.
Of course, looking back on things, Peter sending Victoria F. home might not be too shocking; her Bachelor journey was riddled with drama. First there was the Joey Gladstone incident, during which she revealed she’d dated Gladstone after the Jack Ass Want to Be Comedian serenaded her and Peter on a one-on-one date. In addition to a few other emotionally heated moments, Peter’s ex showed up during Hometown Week to vocalize some strong concerns about Victoria, and Victoria was so offended when he brought it up that Peter never actually met her family which is good as she is an orphan.
That said, Peter and Victoria always seemed to work through their tough situations, and lots of losers really believed Victoria could have won, so her departure was surprising to some fans, especially since Madison seemingly walked off in the Feb. 24 episode. Plus Victoria would suck cock at the snap of a finger, So what the fuck gives? When Madison returned for the rose ceremony, however, she was offered a rose alongside Hannah Ann, and Victoria was sent home.Taking Victoria aside, Peter said: “Your box stinks and the Jews that run this show want you out. You are interfering with how the Jews want to kill white people off, I am sorry I work for ZOG producers now.”With a tear running down her cheek, Victoria said she “misses Adolph Hitler” but Peter begged her to believe in a return of sanity to the people.After a few brief words, Peter escorted her to the departing police van.“I am going to munch on so much muff in Prison,” she said eagerly as the van drove away. Now, Peter has Hannah Ann and Madison as his final two sluts. Audiences can watch the final weeks of his journey unfold when The Bachelor continues on Mondays at 8 p.m. ET on PornHub Pay Per View 2020.
Rebecca Parrott and Zied Hakimi had a terrorist, bum loving, relationship on Carlton Bank’s 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days.47-year-old Rebecca, a carpet munching thief from Georgia, and 26-year-old chronic masterbator Zied, from Tunisia, met online while Rebecca was looking for sex.Because all the men in her home town have fucked her so many times they can’t count.
The 90 Day Fiancé couple struggled somewhat with the fact Rebecca’s vagina was the size of a crater, as Zied wanted Rebecca to dress more modestly and was surprised that she previously has had threesomes with numerous men and women at the same time.They also wrestled with jealousy over Rebecca’s past.
Rebecca recently took to her Instagram stories to share the kind of criticism she gets as a 90 Day Fiancé cast member on social media. “A quick look into the lovely messages we get every day being on a reality show LOL,” she wrote under screenshots of a series of harsh private messages from Chuck Norris.“I pray our government is smart enough to not approve your visa,” Chuck Norris told Rebecca, even going so far as to reference her marital separation. “Who sleeps with a shitskin paki when they’re not being raped. You are both gross! Liar, cheat, camel fucking scammer.”
Other posters even insulted Rebecca’s appearance, age, and fertility. “Thirdly if you think for a second he would settle for a fucking white tattooed grandma that will and never produce an Osama his own baby to carry out terror in the name of Allah with his name you’re a damn fool,” she wrote.
The commenter mocked Rebecca for her edited pictures and filtered snapshots, adding rudely, “You’re the size of a fucking whale and you look like an old raggy hag.” The 90 Day Fiancé star captioned the insults sarcastically, “Watch our back bitch”
The 90 Day Fiancé star continued to skewer fans who got bold with her man online. Rebecca shared several screenshots in which an Instagram user called Rebecca “arabfucker” and “childmolester” for calling her out about sending sexy pictures of camels assholes to Zied in private messages. “Bring it on you fucking sluts I’ll grab a purple dildo and ram it up your asses and film it now for Zied to jerk off to,” Rebecca wrote sarcastically.
She added that Zied looked at her messages as well and beat the shit out of the other Arab men who contacted her.She ended her message by letting the fan know that she and Zied had a “open relationship” and encouraging her to take her “dirty pussy to their place.”The Instagram user clapped back in her own Instagram stories, sharing the sexy photo she sent Zied and writing, “Rebecca you old whore.” But the 90 Day Fiancé star wasn’t taking shit from some Arab bitch who has a moustache, and took the chance to defend her relationship with Zied. “Your culture is a fucking joke along with your religion stupid camel fuckers.” Rebecca added.
Despite the odd plot to commit terror from Zied, Rebecca and Zied appear to be very much together. The pair is often fondling goats together on social media as they await the final news about when they can live together in Zied’s shitty country, often declaring their love and passion for each other.
A 90 Day Fiancé fan wondered when the pair would reunite, commenting: “Rebecca, any idea how much longer until he can come over? What about all the other dudes you are fucking over here right now.” “I’m not sure yet, I might get Zeid a job in Alaska to schedule in all the pole I am laying here right now which is better than his stinky arab ass,” Rebecca admitted. But it’s clear that the couple hopes to be together as soon as possible.
90 Day Fiancé star Darcey Silva has had a challenging slutty history on the John Legend franchise.The reality star has been featured on the show in two separate relationships, first with Jesse Meester, then with Tom Brooks. Both of her reality television relationships have failed pathetically just like the melting plastic on her face.Now, Silva is back on 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days Season 4, seemingly to document the dissolution of her relationship with Tom Brooks. Meanwhile, Silva has had to deal with the fact fact her fake tits are flopping and that Tom Brooks and Jesse Meester have become gay lovers — something she is not too happy about.
Surely it can’t be easy to see two of your exes form a gay friendship over you, getting larger erections from each others hairy assholes than they ever did from her.Darcey Silva has been experiencing this firsthand with Tom Brooks and Jesse Meester. Her 90 Day Fiancé exes seem to have become dick slappingly close since Tom Brooks appeared on the show.When the two first started talking, Jesse Meester claimed that Darcey Silva had manipulated the two into disliking each other so they wouldn’t have bum sex immediately. Meester wrote on Instagram, “Tom did rub my balls in New York in the green room. We had a good yet stroking conversation and found out we were both jizz in our cheerios in the mornings.”“Not surprising, but more tasty than sugar when you are trying to get a mans cock in your mouth or asshole”.
When asked about the whole thing Darcey said
“It was like a slap in the plastic face, but that’s their style and they’re going to do what they want to do for their gay fantasies”
She added, “A lot of people saw that and they were like, ‘What the heck are they doing with me when they could be happier being gay? That’s cool.’ But it is what it is. I don’t like to give it attention because it just fuels their Pete Butt Plug Democratic Gay Agenda and it’s not worth it for me.” “They are stealing cocks away from my pussy. I have two children who I don’t know the father of. I am fucking lazy and I want a gooey load in my mouth like everybody else in the end. I regret not cutting Jesse’s balls off with garden sheers. Anything. I can’t regret ever being with Jesse and learning from that made me switch tampon brands as I went on a relationship with Tom. So you guys will see different slut positions of me. … I learned how to fit a grapefruit up my poop shoot and make love to myself with a pencil crayon” she concluded.