When you’re a stinky fucking nigger on Bachelor in Paradise, you have to go in having some Jewish guy helping you get your black ass on TV. But Eric is not exactly there yet. As nice as the nigger appears, he seems extremely eager to rape a white bitch. And he has to remember he is not wearing a mask and has no butcher knife. In a huge twist, Eric’s parole officer decided to put Eric back in jail. So, why did Eric leave Bachelor in Paradise? Well, in short, No Fucking KFC. In the time he’s been on the show, Eric has explored his romantic options with Chris Harrison and Box Shitter Blake. While he seemed totally committed to Blake, he ditched him pretty fast to try things out with Chris Harrison. Before his nigger ass returned to the clink!
Then, Eric decided to let the group know about his gangster ways of growing up in West Philly but he had no way to go to Uncle Phil’s Because his faggot cousin Will ripped him off and went instead.”I appreciate you guys putting up with my foul nigger stench” he told the group as one of his homies was digging in their wallets and purses. After having a brief talk with everyone, Eric broke down in tears, telling them that things had been “racist” since Trump became president. Meanwhile, Chris Harrison was sizing up chains to get his black ass ready for a cotton field.