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Andorra

Vivian works at a ski resort in Andorra and her pussy smells like a fucking skunk rolled up in there, had a fucking family of skunks, and constantly sprays mist out of her box. It is a mess. I went down on her when I was drunk and I have no taste buds or sense of smell anymore. She also smokes crack and has jagged teeth that are cracked and rotted bottom teeth. It is like having a shredder on your cock when she is giving you head. Plus she has these really fucking long anal hairs that she braids. And in between the fucking hairs are tried up shit chunk crusted in there. She names them her wilknots and names them and chews on them like bubble gum while working the streets looking for crack. While not at the ski resort stinking up the lobby with her sewage pussy.




Skiing and duty-free shopping are your only reasons for existence. We could just go to Oregon for that, where there’s better beer and legal dope. The crime is the lowest in the world and the black percentage is non existent. Coincidence? I think not.  Although when I was in Andorra I did see 2 homo niggers walking down the street wearing purple lipstick. Faggots.


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