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Dean Spits Out Chris Harrison’s Load In The Pool

Dean Spits out Chris Harrison’s Load after blowing him at the pool bar so he doesn’t have to sleep in his shitty van at night.

Dean Unglert was a contestant on the 13th season of The Bachelorette. During that fucking shitshow of a joke he fist started blowing Chris Harrison for muffins from the breakfast room He was eliminated in week 8 for personal reasons to attend a KKK rally.

He later appeared on the 4th season of Bachelor in Paradise. He quit in week 4 again for a White Pride Event. He returned again for The Bachelor Gay Mens Anal Assault Videos. He was eliminated in week 4 when he failed to fit Chris Harrison’s dick up his ass because it was limp. He returned again for the 6th season of Bachelor in Paradise. He quit in week 3 because his mom (RIP) came down from Heaven to smack him in the head for how stupid he was because all her friends in heaven knitting club were mocking her because of him. He returned in week 5 but quit in that same week.

Dean gained attention after appearing on Bachelor in Paradise, where he attempted to juggle two relationships, with Rosie Odonnel and Some Paki From Another TV Show, at the same time. Dean didn’t end up with either. As he got madly hooked on crack and sucking off Chris Harrison Every living second of the day.

What is your favorite memory from childhood?
When I was very young, my family lived in a mobile home. I remember sitting on top with my brothers watching hard core gay anal fuck me in the ass bareback and raw porno and eating cat shit out of the litter box while our nightly step dad ass raped us.

If you could go anywhere in the U.S., where would you go and why?
Pete Buttplugs House to suck his balls for hours and hours after he ass fucked his boyfriends diareahed up asshole. I highly doubt I could ever get tired of the sound of Buttplugs ass cheeks rippling together. Just the slapping thought alone gets me horny.

Describe your idea of the ultimate date.
Michael Jackson’s Never Land Ranch with Chris Harrison and meth AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!


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