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Yolanda: Dumb Nigger Bitch Getting CatFished

On the premiere episode of 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days season 4, fans were introduced to Skanky Claire Huxtable looking Yolanda and her possible catfish boyfriend Williams. Season 4 kicked the season off with lots of potential drama and entertainment, everything from a Nigerian Nigger HIV infested rapper named Nigger, to a dating expert, to a midget named Ed who puts his grandfathers cum in his hair because he likes the taste. One of the biggest storylines coming out of the 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days premiere was whether Yolanda’s boyfriend Williams is a catfish – fans are already convinced he’s definitely catfishing her. But she is a nigger so she don’t know unless its a fried chicken scam.

Yolanda met William when he was looking for money to make a rap music video to get bitches and watermelons. The two quickly hit it off and she began talking to him on the phone every day. Yolanda kept William a secret (just like her HIV status) from five of her six niglets, but now she wants to travel to Manchester, England to meet him. Yolanda has been through a lot over the last few years. She experienced a major emotional strain when she looked in the mirror and realized she was a nigger, her partner of 30 years went to prison for smoking crack and raping fat white bitches, and he passed away from AIDS as he was getting shot in a drive by at a rap show all while turning his life over to god at the very instant his life was ended. Leaving white tax payers a single nigger sow and six niglets to feed instead of the extra buck that they called a father.

Though Yolanda thought that her man’s British accent was sexy, fans couldn’t help but point out that it sounded more like a Nigerian or Middle Eastern accent. Internet sleuths have done some investigation and figured out with a simple reverse photo search that the images shown of Williams are actually photos of an Italian model named Michele Di Lucchio.

The newest season of 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days, features many new cast members, including some stupid nigger wench her masters named Yolanda. Yolanda, a 51-year-old from Las Vegas, Nevada, is no stranger to jacking liquor stores for crack money. The mother of six is a widow, so she’s been married before, and one would assume she knows what she’s looking for. 

Yolanda is also a welfare check recipient of six and a part time escort out of her Obama bought home. Beyond that, Yolanda recently underwent an impressive crack binge journey, destroying white peoples neighborhoods due to the death of her husband, Dwayne who use to jerk off in the parks in those neighborhoods. 

“I’ve overcome a lot of struggles in my life, but the biggest hurdle was being a nigger. I washed with over 300 bars of soap” explained Yolanda during the season premiere. Which is so easy to see is a complete fucking lie when you see how stupid she looks when she believes that there is a real person on the other end she is in love with. The guys camera is always broken, sends fake pictures, and asks for money for a plane ticket? Come on ha ha ha ha. Usually who fucking cares about the stupid nigger but that is white peoples tax dollars at work there.

“My boyfriend Williams is from Manchester, England, and he’s 40 years old. He’s a restaurant manager, and he’s just simply gorgeous,” explained Yolanda during the season premiere. However, Williams has never video-chatted with Yolanda. He always claims that his camera is broken, and sends her photos instead. The two allegedly talk up to five times a day via both text messages and phone calls. 

In Love with the nigger in a Walmart picture frame.

Fans of the show were treated to one of these phone calls, and are confused by what Williams claims is a British accent. One Redditor commented, “He didn’t have British accent, let alone a Manchester accent (which is strong and hard not to mimic if surrounded by Mancunians). In my 34 years I have never met a Brit called Williams, unless that was their surname. She is so clearly being catfished, what a dumb bitch even for nigger standards of stupid. I just don’t understand what the catfish is going to do or say when she lands in the UK. Should be interesting to hear his excuse.” I will be watching laughing.


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