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Dylan Sucks Off Old Men Under the I-10 Bridge For Crack Nuggets

Dylan speaks out about how growing up with a lack of smell made sticking sweaty old man balls in his mouth less painful.

I knew Dylan in High School too. He called all black people niggers. Even the ones he owned and beat on his fathers cotton plantation. The guy use to sit and stare at other dudes in the shower with his jaw wide open. Licking his lips thinking of man balls smacking him in the face.

Dylan also has been facing legal issues from jerking off in public outside of the Pet Store. He likes licorice with rice which he learned from the nigger chicks on the paradise bachelors. After he sold them to a cotton plantation in Quebec that was owned by Celine Dion. Dylan and Celine share 2 children and multiple STDs together. I mean do you think that old guy that was with Celine Dion had a dick that worked?

Poor Dylan. He has herpes in his asshole also. He got them from Chuck Lorre.

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