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Leesville Legend Danielle. She’s a dirty loose asshole home wrecker who works for Corvias Military housing and tries to fuck everything that walks in there if she hasn’t already. She married and has a children but parties to much to feed and take care of them. @that she needs to focus on her life rather than everyone else’s before her as get knocked out again. If you want other men than get a divorce instead of trying to sleep around his back back he’s impotent and stinks so what. I use to be the janitor at her office in Leesville and all she wanted to was fuck me. It got to the point I was fucking her with mop and brooms. It even went so bad I was using cleaner bottles. I know her snatch is dirty but those have poisonous chemicals in them. Danielle didn’t give a flying fuck. She yelled at the top of her lungs when there was people out side her office waiting “SHOVE THAT FUCKING DRANO BOTTLE SO FAR UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE I BLEED, I NEED THE FEELING OF THIS DRANO UP MY DIRTY FUCKING ASSHOLE ALL THE TIME GRANDPA!” (As she was drooling like a dog on a bone). She is just nasty as you can tell. I got herpes and the clap but its not to late for you stay away.



BATON ROUGE – Police arrested a wild pavement ape accused of busting jack moves at cell phone stores to celebrate his black heritage. On orders from Martin Luther King Jr.

BRPD say Forrest Hardy jacked up a Metro PCS at gun point on Wednesday around 7 p.m. White people said he stole two cell phones, approximately $1,075, and farted rankily even by nigger standards the whole fucking time when he was in the store. 

Detectives tracked down a white person owned stolen SUV used in a previous armed robbery of a Boost Mobile that led to Hardy’s arrest on West Roosevelt Street when he was picking up a hooker which turned out to be a male cop.

When police pulled the fucking nigger over Hardy matched the description the Metro PCS clerk gave authorities which was a piece of feces that could move and grunt. 

Hardy is booked in East Baton Rouge Gorilla Zoo on a armed robbery and rape charges. 


The stench of her rotten vagina works better as a guide than Google Maps.

Betsy is a floozy that can often be seen strolling down Plank Road or Airline Highway in Baton Rouge who has been making quite a name for herself. Other than being your best chance at having sex without suave clothes or a good reputation, her name has also become synonymous with the rapid spread of drds in the Baton Rouge Metropolitan area. When she has the luxury of liesure time away from infesting mankind, she can most likely be found fiercely fighting as an activist for the advancement and popularity of competitive cum inhaling or indulging in any variation of vaginal stretching inside a shed somewhere. Her appartment, or self-proclaimed “Jizzneyland”, is rumored to be furnished by a single mattress on the floor covered with visqueen that she sprays off from time to time with a hose. It is also an almost city wide accepted fact that when her prepaid cell phone ran out of minutes about 5 months ago, she decided the arduous task of letting her chankles carry her over to the local Walmart to reload minutes was not worth having the phone. Realizing she then would not be able to text potential clients her address, she siezed the opportunity to creatively implement a new practice of directing clients to her home. The routine involves opening all the windows and front door, then simply lying on her back and opening her legs and letting the stench guide them in, which has also proven astoundingly more effective than Google Maps or Waze. If anyone is to stumble upon the realization that they have reached a shameful all time low and are in fact being lured in by the stench themselves, I can only pray that they still have the wherewithal to understand it is strongly recommended and their duty to their fellow men to at least take the procaution of jumping into a Hazmat suit before arrival. You have been warned!


 

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