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KFC Land

KFC Land has 4 locations in the United States. Detroit, Harlem. Inglewood. and Camden. Future locations are in consideration. They tried KFC Land Africa back in 2010 in Kinshasa Congo but it had to close due to the fact that the chickens kept eating the negros not the other way around. Then the chickens got poisoned with the West Nile virus. And AIDS. And had a bad taste of listening to rap music and dating fat white women named Moniqua. I could go on and on but you get the hint.

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Bernice has been working at the KFC land in Camden, New Jersey for 13 years now. He knows a thing or 2 about herding negros and monitoring their chicken intake. If there is one thing Bernice knows it is Chicken and Negros. He use to work at a KFC and spent time in jail. So he has more experience around negros than real negros do themselves.

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Don’t forget to hit one of the KFC outlets on the compound on “All Your Black Ass Can Eat Night”. Cost is your neighbors bicycle.

After the hunt. Young niglets get rewarded for a job well done. After the feast they all flock to Chuck E. Cheese. Where a nig can be a nig.

The victim

Fog horn is easy for the negros to hunt at night as he can not see them. I know what you are thinking. Why can’t the chicken smell the stinky groids. Foghorn like all the chickens on the ranches and lands are immune to the smell. He lives in his own shit too. Some chickens have got smart and attached job applications to deter the enemies. But some bootlips like Steve Urkle have figured out it is just a rouse. Once another spade sees Urkle try this it is bound to try it eventually.
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Visit one of the many fine cimenas on the compounds. Do not forget the feature presentation and don’t forget the popcorn chicken. Don’t worry they play a few clips from Roots before and after the movie to keep it less hostile in there.

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